jamerican
April 17, 2007, 06:12 PM
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, goes to a sex therapist'soffice. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderlycouple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrongwith the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishesthem good luck, he charges them $50, and he says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist towatch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happensseveral weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, they haveintercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married andwe can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. TheHoliday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here f or $50,and I get $43 back from Medicare!!!