Grandma's Boyfriend

[WasteLandSoldier4Lyfe]

> > A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
> > > >>>toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
> > > >>>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
> > > >>>heaven?"
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
> > > >>>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and
> > > >>>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
> > > >>>
> > > >>>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
> > > >>>
> > > >>>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
> > she
> > > >>>started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door
> > > >>>and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is
> > > >>>your Grandma home?"
> > > >>>
> > > >>>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
> > > >>boyfriend."
> > > >>>
> > > >>>The minister fainted!

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