CyberCat
September 15, 2007, 10:21 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Port highway. Nothing moving.
The driver is wondering what is happening. A man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down he window and asks, "What's going on?" "Boy, terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they say they are going to soak him in gasoline and set him on fire.
So we're going from car to car to take up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everbody giving on average?"
"About a gallon.!"
The driver is wondering what is happening. A man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down he window and asks, "What's going on?" "Boy, terrorists have kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise they say they are going to soak him in gasoline and set him on fire.
So we're going from car to car to take up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everbody giving on average?"
"About a gallon.!"