Chris
April 18, 2004, 01:44 PM
A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done." PLEASE make another wish and please a beg yu... Be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house--cleaning, is great in bed and is FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that map again."
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done." PLEASE make another wish and please a beg yu... Be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house--cleaning, is great in bed and is FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that map again."