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AngelsKiss
October 23, 2007, 06:19 PM
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a Jamaican Rastaman.

They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained it.

The word they were given was " Timbuktu". First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.

He stepped up to the microphone and said:

"Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels two by two,
Destination - Timbuktu. "

The crowd went crazy! No way could the Rastaman top that, they thought.

The Rastaman calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

"Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu ."


The Rastaman won!

Manu
October 23, 2007, 06:24 PM
Chuckle chuckle.....har har.... actually it's funnier than that....

nuhsenutten
October 24, 2007, 10:13 AM
dwl ....easy nuh ras

kid fuzz
November 4, 2007, 07:00 PM
The Rastaman won!"

but must!! rasta run the world

jamerican
November 4, 2007, 08:35 PM
lolol nice one...............

Brownsugar
November 5, 2007, 12:46 AM
but must!! rasta run the world


Wah world yuh deh inna?!

Arch_Angel
November 5, 2007, 02:41 AM
Wah world yuh deh inna?!LOL!!! :dwl:

Unno nuh see ras nuh have nuh sense? Is when since dem give prize to nin-com-poops? :eusa_thin

Manu
November 5, 2007, 10:07 AM
Is when since dem give prize to nin-com-poops? :eusa_thin

Oh come on A_A... don't hate on the ras just because you haven't won anything :rolleyes:

CyberCat
November 5, 2007, 10:09 AM
Is when since dem give prize to nin-com-poops? :eusa_thin

So now you ah wonder how come you never get one?

root_gal
November 5, 2007, 11:52 AM
So now you ah wonder how come you never get one?

Lol, eh. . .you a guh leave him alone enuh :p.

Manu
November 5, 2007, 01:06 PM
DeeFHEN yur fren yah Rooty. After all... he is special :rofl:

Arch_Angel
November 5, 2007, 03:50 PM
Oh come on A_A... don't hate on the ras just because you haven't won anything :rolleyes:http://www.irishgaelictranslator.com/translation/images/smiles/add1_steinigung.gif


So now you ah wonder how come you never get one?http://www.torrent-damage.net/pic/smilies/shoot.gif

Manu
November 5, 2007, 05:22 PM
STICKS AND STONES A_A :p