Senior's Wedding

[Brownsugar]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do.

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." :sold::sold:

[Madhacker]

:eusa_eh: did I miss my cue to laugh?

oh there it is :dwl::dwl:

[Brownsugar]

Steups .

[bernie]

This thread is funny as hell....lol

[Brownsugar]

LMFCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madhacker]

This thread is funny as hell....lol

Low me friend eeh nuh bernie...:eusa_whis

She should have put Tryazz before she post it man

[Brownsugar]

tryazz tuh hush!...steups

[Chicokid]

That's a good one :dwl:

[prodmaster]

Whoieeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :rotflm: