The Clock...

[AngelsKiss]

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,"What are all those clocks?"

Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"George Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[Drew]

LMAO, anybody knows bush email add?? :icon_mrgr

[Greatis]

hehe I heard this in another form.

[Liquid Bunny]

:dwl: :dwl: lol

[Manu]

Jah know.......unu yu si...lol!

[easyskanka]

Da wan deh a shokout!:dwl: :eusa_clap

[bernie]

lol..unnu mus learn to behave:D

[nuhsenutten]

(Got this from a fellow grenadian)

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
Oh, "said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.
Incredible, ‘said the man. And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life."
Where's Keith Mitchell (prime minister) clock?" asked the man.
St. Peter responded, "Keith's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."


AEEEEEDIAT TING DAT :rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: :rofl: :rotflm:

[Brownsugar]

still it funny thou:lol:!

[Leina]

well from him a politican what u expect?