Trinidad Jokes

[Tastee]

Boots: A Trini and a Guyanese :icon_mrgr :) ;)

There was once a Trini and a Guyanese who lived next door to each other. The Trini owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day the Trini looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Guyanese's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Guyanese pick up the egg.

The Trini ran up to the Guyanese and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Guyanese disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Trini said, "Back home, we normally solve disputes by the following actions:
I kick you in your kook-a-looks and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the kook-a-looks and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Guyanese agreed to this and so the Trini went inside and found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Guyanese and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls.

POW!

The Guyanese fell to the floor clutching his groin howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Guyanese stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you,"

The Trini said, "Nah, keep the egg."

[BMGrip]

You know Tastee Trini people have some real sickness. :icon_mrgr

[Pondadat]

Oh really BMGrip is that why you love them so much :p

[Master E]

Hmmm dat mad mi a laugh mi head off

[nuhsenutten]

dat man is whicked and hevil..........lol :icon_lol: ............DWL :icon_lol: :eusa_wall

[Leina]

heights of wickedness reached and kept. a wonder if di man did do something bad to him b4 dat

[sipariapie]

we trini wicked fuh so. we real real bad.

[Manu]

LOL....eidat ting dat....unu a dis di Guyanese dem...lol

[jerry]

lol... :dwl: fi real a eediat ting dat!!

[pogi_2nr]

kook-a-looks lol, how does one pronounce that?

[tahtah_4755]

A crazy ting di trini bad nuh panganaut

[Juliet]

HA HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat sound like ah Trini!

[bernie]

hehe...how mi neve see this....wicked bru...a mean yute!!

[Brownsugar]

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand
years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American
scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists
have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that
their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000
years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Trinidad & Tobago newspapers reported the
following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Trini scientists have found absolutely
nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
already using wireless technology."

[lillian]

:) :) Nice one BS. How advance, not even the US could beat that one.

[tiffany]

Ahaaaa that was a good one..

[Brownsugar]

Andre`Lashley of Diego Martin, Trinidad was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.

Andre opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked is someone in your house?" and he
told them no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
Andre`said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
an ambulance showed up at the Lashleys residence. Of course, the
police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Andre: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
Andre said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!":dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

[root_gal]

:rotflm: :dwl: wickedness.............................

[Master E]

Well if it means that's the only means of getting attention so let it be

[Brownsugar]

This is Trinidad for you


A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Trinidad and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness.

Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled,

"if ah did want orange, ah woulda fall down in de market."

[nuhsenutten]

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
an ambulance showed up at the Lashleys residence. Of course, the
police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Andre: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
Andre said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!":dwl: :dwl: :dwl:

:dwl: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!:dwl:

[distin]

its not that funny.... jamaicans jokes are funnier :thumbsdown: :eusa_wall:jestera: