Dev
April 27, 2004, 04:38 PM
A Jamaican man is sitting watching tv and his wife comes up behind him
and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Ay! Wa' dat fa?" e shouts.
"Me fine one paper inna yu pocket wid a gal name pon it, "Miss Maisy."
she says.
"Wa you mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and
Miss Maisy is de name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he
protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching tv again and "wack" one lick ina
him head back with a dutch-pot.
"Oooowww" he shouts, "wa' dat fa now?"
Wife replies, "Yu horse deh pon di phone "!
and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Ay! Wa' dat fa?" e shouts.
"Me fine one paper inna yu pocket wid a gal name pon it, "Miss Maisy."
she says.
"Wa you mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and
Miss Maisy is de name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he
protests.
Two days later he is sitting watching tv again and "wack" one lick ina
him head back with a dutch-pot.
"Oooowww" he shouts, "wa' dat fa now?"
Wife replies, "Yu horse deh pon di phone "!