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Dev
April 27, 2004, 03:38 PM
A Jamaican man is sitting watching tv and his wife comes up behind him
and whacks him with a frying pan.
"Ay! Wa' dat fa?" e shouts.

"Me fine one paper inna yu pocket wid a gal name pon it, "Miss Maisy."
she says.

"Wa you mean? Me an' me frien' Leroy went a race track last week and
Miss Maisy is de name a de 'orse weh run ina de first race," he
protests.

Two days later he is sitting watching tv again and "wack" one lick ina
him head back with a dutch-pot.


"Oooowww" he shouts, "wa' dat fa now?"


Wife replies, "Yu horse deh pon di phone "!

Greatis
April 27, 2004, 04:49 PM
hah, that was an ingenious excuse. the horse baited it up by calling though

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

priceless_d
December 18, 2004, 10:36 PM
yea i know thats right give me that #2

Trickster
July 19, 2005, 04:13 PM
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

Liquid Bunny
July 19, 2005, 04:29 PM
:eusa_clap Well done :eusa_clap

Manu
July 19, 2005, 04:33 PM
Yup...good one......

pogi_2nr
July 20, 2005, 08:43 AM
spousal abuse is funny to y'all?

Gillion
April 1, 2006, 03:46 PM
talking horses ? evil evilll eviiiiiillllllllllllll