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Greatis
April 28, 2004, 05:13 PM
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

Dev
April 28, 2004, 05:26 PM
I read this one already, its funny though.

Chris
April 29, 2004, 04:47 PM
So you know that I will have to hide this one from my wife right ?? :)

shakeri
February 24, 2005, 09:25 AM
thats not fair! anyways i would have stopped at the fourth floor. by the way greatis which set of men would u fall under?

krys
March 21, 2005, 01:55 PM
how very tru! yet they cotinue to deny it!

Gwadinka
March 21, 2005, 04:35 PM
Totally wrong Krys, AFAIC I admit it but I'm trying to recover from it....anyway we are hard to please, but this is why men love women, isn't it?

Sexysophie
October 17, 2005, 09:45 AM
Message:
Women this is for you on behalf of the men

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or notloving
kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high saying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very
tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are f#$%ing impossible to please.
The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."

:dwl: :rotflm:
R we really that hard to please?

tahtah_4755
October 17, 2005, 10:41 AM
We are just looking to get the best thats all...
Becuz MAN can be everything thats bad so we ave to b very careful when choosing 1:icon_lol:

Twinkie
October 17, 2005, 03:54 PM
Why settle?? Most men don't, they want a complete package too.

Sexysophie
October 18, 2005, 09:08 AM
Why settle?? Most men don't, they want a complete package too.

nuh true :eusa_danc !

pogi_2nr
October 18, 2005, 09:57 AM
to take a man from the forth floor is far from settling you greedy bastards!

Jae
October 18, 2005, 10:49 AM
to take a man from the forth floor is far from settling you greedy bastards!
U see now comments like this get u passed by, but then again there might not have been any basements in the store...:eusa_whis

pogi_2nr
October 18, 2005, 01:55 PM
lol I will have you know that I am a 4th floor man.

Sexysophie
October 18, 2005, 02:05 PM
lol I will have you know that I am a 4th floor man.

So for all u ladies out there:icon_idea .

Jae
October 18, 2005, 02:43 PM
Nuh make Pogi lead unnuh astray:eusa_snoo :eusa_snoo :dwl: :dwl:

Manu
March 26, 2008, 04:22 PM
LOL..... I like.... but I thought it was going to be a gay joke :p

root_gal
March 27, 2008, 01:04 AM
LOL..... I like.... but I thought it was going to be a gay joke :p

Me too :jestera: Funny nonetheless.

Manu
March 27, 2008, 01:19 AM
Why settle?? Most men don't, they want a complete package too.

But the package or criteria is usually smaller and less detailed.

Cocoa
March 28, 2008, 02:23 AM
Standards are good to have.

I'll stick to the 4th floor once you find what you looking for why go further.

but if only the 4th floor exist more frequently...bear 2 storey building deh bout.

Brownsugar
March 29, 2008, 11:02 AM
I woulda stay one the 1st floor!









:eusa_liar:eusa_liar

Twinkie
March 31, 2008, 03:46 PM
Second floor is reaching, especially here in the tiny island of Jamdung