Chris
April 18, 2004, 03:44 PM
A man from the deep country went to the Jamaican Airport hysterically carrying his luggage, passport, and other necessary items for travel. He anxiously asked the agent at the ticket counter, (with thick Jamaican accent)" Do, sell me a ticket to Jeopardy, ma'am."
The agent looked confused." Jeopardy, sir? Where is that?"
The man got even more anxious & agitated. "Mi nuh ha' time fi fool. Jus' sell mi a ticket to Jeopardy."
The agent looked through her map and other materials. "Sir, there is no such place! Are you sure that's where you need to travel?"
The man lost his temper and slammed his fist on the counter. "Look, 'ooman. Mi seh mi nuh have time fi fool. Mi hear pon mi radio dis mawning seh 900 jobs inna Jeopardy so ah de suh mi need fi go NOW!"
The agent looked confused." Jeopardy, sir? Where is that?"
The man got even more anxious & agitated. "Mi nuh ha' time fi fool. Jus' sell mi a ticket to Jeopardy."
The agent looked through her map and other materials. "Sir, there is no such place! Are you sure that's where you need to travel?"
The man lost his temper and slammed his fist on the counter. "Look, 'ooman. Mi seh mi nuh have time fi fool. Mi hear pon mi radio dis mawning seh 900 jobs inna Jeopardy so ah de suh mi need fi go NOW!"