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Nastro
January 24, 2005, 08:01 AM
Ok....here is your chance to confession about something that you have done and possibly regretted. No details necessary.....

Cocoa
January 24, 2005, 09:41 AM
My confession is too personal.... :eusa_sile

ramesh
January 24, 2005, 11:09 AM
Well, here's the story: I did something I should not have done, and now I regret it. I vow not to ever do it again.

Man, now I feel relieved! :)

Arch_Angel
January 24, 2005, 11:50 AM
I remembered what I did!! It felt terrible!! My heart was racing, I was all sweaty. I knew it was wrong but I couldn't stop. I regret it to this day! :icon_cry:

But I am glad I could talk about it. It has been bottled up inside of me for so long. Thanks Nastro!!! :)

Yo-Yo
January 24, 2005, 12:37 PM
Wad you do? I missed that.

ramesh
January 24, 2005, 01:39 PM
Wad you do? I missed that.We were told no details were necessary.....

Cocoa
January 24, 2005, 03:28 PM
I will confess now to the confession that was too personal. I found the results and now I am happy. Bless God.

Yo-Yo
January 24, 2005, 03:33 PM
This the worst confounded confessional I ever seen. A priest get more info then this. :icon_excl

Yo-Yo
January 24, 2005, 04:01 PM
Since nobody really have nothing to confess. I won't tell ya My chicken nugget thing.

Nastro
January 24, 2005, 04:01 PM
I did an AIDS test once.

Bahama Mama
January 24, 2005, 04:17 PM
This is a very hilarious confession stand. If you dont admit what you did (ie. provide some detail) then essentially you have confessed nothing. Okay here goes my confession, I have not been to church regularly since I was 14 years old, I am now 22. I only returned recently because my then boyfriend was the nephew of the pastor. When we broke up, I went off to school and have not been back since until yesterday. Whew glad I got that one off my chest.

Arch_Angel
January 24, 2005, 04:22 PM
This the worst confounded confessional I ever seen. A priest get more info then this. :icon_excl
And for good reason too! Since we aren't talking to a priest here! :p

Nastro
January 24, 2005, 04:29 PM
How dare you undermine my Priesthood. :D


From now one your posts in this thread must have the following format....


Dear Pastor,

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sincerely (or whatever you choose),

Your name

Bahama Mama
January 24, 2005, 04:32 PM
Then what is the point of having a confession stand? One does not have to divulge deep dark personal information. Something silly like "I was supposed to be sticking to my diet of salad and water but I had KFC instead, and as a result I gained three pounds".

Arch_Angel
January 24, 2005, 04:36 PM
Dear Pastor,

When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

Sincerly,

Hope-I-wont-get-kicked-out-of-the-house-for-this

Yo-Yo
January 24, 2005, 05:06 PM
Dear Pastor,

When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

Sincerly,

Hope-I-wont-get-kicked-out-of-the-house-for-this


Hehehe ha hahaa :icon_lol:

ramesh
January 24, 2005, 07:04 PM
Dear Pastor,

When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

Sincerly,

Hope-I-wont-get-kicked-out-of-the-house-for-this

Reminds me of when I was five and let go the hand brake. No one else was in the car except my four year old sister. The neighbours wall and our gate did not fare too well. :(

Yo-Yo
January 24, 2005, 08:06 PM
This is a very hilarious confession stand. If you dont admit what you did (ie. provide some detail) then essentially you have confessed nothing. Okay here goes my confession, I have not been to church regularly since I was 14 years old, I am now 22. I only returned recently because my then boyfriend was the nephew of the pastor. When we broke up, I went off to school and have not been back since until yesterday. Whew glad I got that one off my chest.

You went back to church to see your old boyfriend? :confused:

Cocoa
January 24, 2005, 09:08 PM
Dear Pastor,

I haven't been able to sleep one bit at all lately. I twist and turn and toss and twist and my body won't remain still; my eyes won't shut. My ears become like a huge suction, sucking in all the noises of the night.

Pastor the truth is whole night is filled with excitement. I cannot overlooked the sounds I hear like the constant banging of the bed on the ceiling wall, and her headboard on the window sill. I wish it was an option to not be awake when my neighbours love and excitement in the middle of the night become clearer and clearer.

I know this to to be true because I hear her upstairs calling on God, asking for help and saying I love you in many different languages. I cannot help her though cause I am trying to sleep and it seem that God doesn't either so she begins to curse. It has become annyoing. :rolleyes:

So Pastor, I come here to you today to see what I must do. :eusa_pray I have no more cotton balls left and my mop stick has broken.

Yours sincerely,
sleepless in florida. :icon_neut

Bahama Mama
January 24, 2005, 09:47 PM
You went back to church to see your old boyfriend? :confused:

No I did not go back to the same church. It was a different church I went to on invitation by a friend of mine. Now if I am going to church it will be to worship and fellowship by my own accord. A bit more grown up now.

Greatis
January 26, 2005, 12:15 AM
I did an AIDS test once.

hmmm you forgot the mention the results. hmmm positive may be.
Cause I seeing you with straight hair enuh.

Yo-Yo
January 26, 2005, 10:47 AM
Where the Pastor at you leave the Job Boss. Nas Yo! :icon_lol:

Arch_Angel
January 26, 2005, 10:48 AM
Where the Pastor at you leave the Job Boss. Nas Yo! :icon_lol:
I wondering that mi self Yo-Yo. Pastor run gone.

Cocoa
January 26, 2005, 07:26 PM
I wondering that mi self Yo-Yo. Pastor run gone.
Too much confession...I'm poor ears couldn't tek it. :D

Nastro
January 27, 2005, 09:32 AM
Dear Readers,

Due to the failure for the members to give offering, the pastor has been fasting. There is a portion of scripture which reads "Man shall not live by bread alone" yet not even piece a bread oono offer.

The shame.

Yo-Yo
January 27, 2005, 10:40 AM
Dear Readers,

Due to the failure for the members to give offering, the pastor has been fasting. There is a portion of scripture which reads "Man shall not live by bread alone" yet not even piece a bread oono offer.

The shame.

Excuse um Pastor, I was going to invite you for some chicken & fries Nas, but yo eye thing was going on. :icon_mrgr

Cocoa
January 27, 2005, 06:30 PM
Excuse um Pastor, I was going to invite you for some chicken & fries Nas, but yo eye thing was going on. :icon_mrgrLOL a true and when we all showed up, he wasn't there. So a noh fi wi fault.

Greatis
January 27, 2005, 06:43 PM
hmmm pastor a crook too my god. I think there is something that says the lord will provide :D

Arch_Angel
January 27, 2005, 08:39 PM
hmmm pastor a crook too my god. I think there is something that says the lord will provide :D
LOL!! A true dat Greatis.

Tastee
January 29, 2005, 11:39 AM
Dear Pastor, I want to confess that I am thankful for all that God has given me. I am Blessed to know that Jesus died for my sins and I weep for him.Thank you Jesus. Blessed is your love for all mankind and they may see you and know you. I confess that my love for God the father and his son Jesus Christ is still faithful and true. In Jesus name. Praise God and Love what he has done for all of us. Amen.

Cocoa
June 27, 2005, 10:40 PM
It's good for your soul. Come and confess your dark secrets.

Ehem....Virus I think you should start. :icon_twis

Manu
June 27, 2005, 10:52 PM
How come nuh baddy nah confess?????

entertain_r
June 27, 2005, 10:54 PM
Ok I'll start. i'm really really really shy.

icuucme
June 27, 2005, 10:55 PM
Ok I'll start. i'm really really really shy.How u fi shy and u a entataina!!?

Manu
June 27, 2005, 10:59 PM
Most of my things are sex oriented and are not suitable for posting here....

entertain_r
June 27, 2005, 11:06 PM
Its just a name man...not a profession.

Cocoa
June 27, 2005, 11:07 PM
Its just a name man...not a profession.You don't have anymore confessions...one like meeting a woman with a silver broad belt. :dwl:

entertain_r
June 28, 2005, 12:20 AM
It took a lot for me to retell that story. If anyone wants to see that ask the TechJ admins to release it otherwise its just gone with the recycle bin

acidblade
June 28, 2005, 12:25 AM
i have one i have one.....I Was A Player Once :(

Manu
June 28, 2005, 12:55 AM
i have one i have one.....I Was A Player Once :(

LOL....gmae got too complicated for you? Aw.....poor sap....

J/K...it's called growing up son....others will follow suit (sooner or later)


I used to be shy...........lol...........i used to tell myself I was shy too......but nobody ever believed me.......I wonder why?

Madhacker
June 28, 2005, 12:58 AM
CY forgive me for I have sin
I stoled the cookie from the cookie jar :icon_lol:
My Best friend girl told me that she wish I had met her B4 he did. :eusa_wall
I am annoyed easily
I think about sex every 5sec :eusa_liar (tik tik tik tik tik SEX)

to be continued...

acidblade
June 28, 2005, 01:07 AM
LOL....gmae got too complicated for you? Aw.....poor sap....

J/K...it's called growing up son....others will follow suit (sooner or later)

i really don't think it had anything to do with me growing up still, it was very stressful on my body :eusa_whis..i needed a break :)

acidblade
June 28, 2005, 01:11 AM
CY forgive me for I have sin
I stoled the cookie from the cookie jar :icon_lol:
My Best friend girl told me that she wish I had met her B4 he did. :eusa_wall
I am annoyed easily
I think about sex every 5sec :eusa_liar (tik tik tik tik tik SEX)

to be continued...

this look like it can go in the EEDIAT THING DAT!! thread :icon_mrgr

Cocoa
June 28, 2005, 01:16 AM
Ok I have one... I love RAMEN Noodles. At times at school and work i think about them and how tasty they will be when Icome home and make some. How good it feels sipping soup and eating the noodles as it gives me that warm feeling going down.

I think I am addicted to them. I have them in all the flavors but I mosstly love the chicken flavor ones. :icon_redf

Malloc-X
June 28, 2005, 08:46 AM
I am a saint, i have never done anythin wrong in my life, so i have nothin to confess

nuhsenutten
June 28, 2005, 08:49 AM
thought u liked pain ...getting beaten ...now i know ur parents dont hit u for doing nothing.....so we have some form of contradiction going on here .....u can tell us we will sympathize with u Malloc-x

virus_ncu
June 28, 2005, 09:26 AM
I have a fetish to be tied up by a girl in leather suit and have sex with her, while eating food.

pogi_2nr
June 28, 2005, 09:58 AM
You have sex with food? my word, are the girls not cutting it so you switch to food?
At least its not men.

virus_ncu
June 28, 2005, 10:34 AM
Let me clear it up: Have sex with the girl while eating food.

virus_ncu
June 28, 2005, 10:47 AM
I have also had sex with my bredrin Mom and sister.

Zard
June 28, 2005, 11:15 AM
forgive them father cuz they know not what they have done

nuhsenutten
June 28, 2005, 11:22 AM
forgive them father cuz they know not what they have done
:dwl:

u not my bregrin if u have sex with my mother ........wha kinda friend u b ........u r an evil and cold man ....bregrin have feelings too u kno

virus_ncu
June 28, 2005, 12:19 PM
He was the one who tell me that his mom likes young guys, but him dont know i was with her, only about his sister and get Vex.

Manu
June 28, 2005, 02:30 PM
virus....you a tek thing too far youth.....brethren mother?????

pogi_2nr
June 28, 2005, 03:48 PM
He was the one who tell me that his mom likes young guys, but him dont know i was with her, only about his sister and get Vex.lol tell your friend not to get vex with his new stepdad. :rofl:

So how exactly does that work, you were hitting the sister, the mom never knew
then some later date you did some plumbing for the mother and the sister didnt know?

Gwadinka
June 28, 2005, 04:31 PM
My confession is rather simple, contrary to the 'those who speak the least are those who do the most' I must confess that i have never been in a true love relationship.

But that ain't that bad compared to the confessions of some that I won't denounce. Right guys Vi, Po....

Malloc-X
June 28, 2005, 06:05 PM
I have also had sex with my bredrin Mom and sister.

just like in the movies i watch

Malloc-X
June 28, 2005, 06:07 PM
thought u liked pain ...getting beaten ...now i know ur parents dont hit u for doing nothing.....so we have some form of contradiction going on here .....u can tell us we will sympathize with u Malloc-x

i thought u would have pick up 'the saint' comment as sarcasm

virus_ncu
June 28, 2005, 09:34 PM
lol tell your friend not to get vex with his new stepdad. :rofl:

So how exactly does that work, you were hitting the sister, the mom never knew
then some later date you did some plumbing for the mother and the sister didnt know?
Everyone knew about the sister, but the Mother part was realy on a downlow, even though people suspected because she is like that with most young guys.
Gucci Man can back me up on that.

@ Malloc - You know my whole life last year could have been a season of Days of Our Lives or Young and the Restless. And i can make this another confession seeing that none of these persons are no longer in my life and i realy dont give a darn.

- Last Year I use to live with my X-girl, along with 4 other house mates, 3 of which are girls, and i use to secretly have sex with 2 of them. They all knew about my Girl but still wanted to mess around. and at the same time i was spanking the landlord. :icon_lol: OK..., so all the NCU people reading this who had your suspicions, here is the story. There were other working class women, however they are still in my life and does'nt require any confession. This was Mandeville alone, taking on anymore girls would have caused turbulance in my Game.

Then again this isnt a confession as i realy dont regret this. This is what me an mi fren them do and chat about for fun :D. right Gucci?
What I am Realy sorry about was messing with my bredrin baby mother, and my cousin girl. Everytime i visit any of them i feel unconfortable around them. Things like those I want to confess to, but will never in my right mind tell them.

entertain_r
June 28, 2005, 09:48 PM
@Virus - S***!!! Man u are messed up. You better don't fall in love somehow I feel like this is one of them things here you get back ten-fold. You do too much nastiness yute.

With that said...I envy you.

I originally said I was really shy but that seems like a lame confession now. So now I am going to change it and say that I am a procrastinator.

Yeah that seems a bit more bad @zz. Yea I procrastinate all over the place; at work, at friends house, in the bathroom, whenever and where ever I feel I can get away with it.

Manu
June 28, 2005, 10:59 PM
Virus....you is really sick yute. I rated you up until I saw the thing about your friend's baby mother.......thats just wrong yute. Jah....know...retribution will be swift......sorry fi yu!

Malloc-X
June 28, 2005, 11:10 PM
Virus no retribution will come ur way if ur smart enuff

Gwadinka
June 29, 2005, 05:25 AM
I'm not the hating type of person but I 've come to a point where I think that I totally and deeply despise and sometimes hate my sister's boyfriend.

nuhsenutten
June 29, 2005, 07:44 AM
i have a breden like u u kno virus .......dude hasent met my sisters or mom ....trying to keep it that way too

Xenocrates
June 29, 2005, 08:27 AM
Holy mother of Christ! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/jaw.gif

Virus, I think you're suffering from a psychological disorder known as: Satyriasis (also known as Coitophilia in some European psychiatric circles).

Google It (http://www.google.com.jm/search?hl=en&biw=1001&q=satyriasis&btnG=Search).

It is characterized by an unabased, shameless, wanton and indiscriminately pathological addiction to sex. As taken from the manual word for word:


The National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity has defined sexual addiction as "engaging in persistent and escalating patterns of sexual behavior acted out despite increasing negative consequences to self and others." In other words, a sex addict will continue to engage in certain sexual behaviors despite facing potential health risks, financial problems, shattered relationships or even arrest. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Psychiatric Disorders, Volume Four describes sex addiction, under the category "Sexual Disorders Not Otherwise Specified," as "distress about a pattern of repeated sexual relationships involving a succession of lovers who are experienced by the individual only as things to be used." According to the manual, sex addiction also involves "compulsive searching for multiple partners, compulsive fixation on an unattainable partner, compulsive masturbation, compulsive love relationships and compulsive sexuality in a relationship."

Dude, I'm not kidding when I say this: YOU NEED HELP! I'm sure you recognize that your behaviour is not normal. I've been reading your very disturbing posts from over at TechJa and here, and now that you posted this, I now realise that you have a very serious problem on your hands dude. I'm not posting this in jest, nor am I trying to single you out or make fun of the situation. Your problem can turn your friends and family against you and can destroy your social life forever! It has the propensity for an escalating probability of criminal infractions! You need to deal with this!

If you want deliverance and couselling - there's a seminar being run at Swallowfield Chapel for Young men for the next five weeks (lucky you!). I've seen young guys with similar problems get excellent help there. If you're interested, hit me up via pm and I'll give you directions if you should happen to be in Kingston over the next 5 weeks. It'll be a first step if you want to take it.

- Seriously Concerned, Xeno

pogi_2nr
June 29, 2005, 09:26 AM
Yeah that seems a bit more bad @zz. Yea I procrastinate all over the place; at work, at friends house, in the bathroom, whenever and where ever I feel I can get away with it.... so when you procrastinate in the bathroom, you just hold it till another time?
untill its popping in and out trying to break free and you are going to mess yourself?

LadyMC
June 29, 2005, 06:49 PM
Virus, listen to Xeno, cuz you're seriously messed up. If you lived in the US, you'd be a regular on Springer....that's no compliment. What you're doing is by no means normal. It's not just screwing around, look at who you're screwing around with.... family and friends yout. Seek help.

virus_ncu
June 29, 2005, 09:28 PM
Well... i guess i have another cofession then. At age 13 i was Diagnose with an Advance trait of ADHD (Attention Deficit and Hyperactive Disorder). I was taken to 3 differnt Pyschologist who keep refering me other phychologist because they couldnt help me. They eventually all came to the conclusion to leave me let me grow it out.
After such an addiction to attention, i guess its possible that i am now overly addicted to sex.

virus_ncu
June 29, 2005, 09:59 PM
Holy mother of Christ! http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/jaw.gif

Virus, I think you're suffering from a psychological disorder known as: Satyriasis (also known as Coitophilia in some European psychiatric circles).

Google It (http://www.google.com.jm/search?hl=en&biw=1001&q=satyriasis&btnG=Search).

It is characterized by an unabased, shameless, wanton and indiscriminately pathological addiction to sex. As taken from the manual word for word:



Dude, I'm not kidding when I say this: YOU NEED HELP! I'm sure you recognize that your behaviour is not normal. I've been reading your very disturbing posts from over at TechJa and here, and now that you posted this, I now realise that you have a very serious problem on your hands dude. I'm not posting this in jest, nor am I trying to single you out or make fun of the situation. Your problem can turn your friends and family against you and can destroy your social life forever! It has the propensity for an escalating probability of criminal infractions! You need to deal with this!

If you want deliverance and couselling - there's a seminar being run at Swallowfield Chapel for Young men for the next five weeks (lucky you!). I've seen young guys with similar problems get excellent help there. If you're interested, hit me up via pm and I'll give you directions if you should happen to be in Kingston over the next 5 weeks. It'll be a first step if you want to take it.

- Seriously Concerned, Xeno
I am Kool Man, i can Control Myself, I dont thingk i am suffering from that though.
1. I dont Masterbate
2. and none of this line applies to me
continue to engage in certain sexual behaviors despite facing potential health risks, financial problems, shattered relationships or even arrest.A)I Always Use a Condom, sometimes if i am patient enough to put on a second, i will.
B)If i am Broke I will Stay Home, Plus I will Never Buy Front. I dont belive in it, I will never ever do it. If any paying should take place I am the one who should get paid.
C)Too much Fag in prison for me to allow Front to take me there. If so be the case, ill stay home.
D)Shattered Relatioship???? what can i say here? Lets hope that I dont messup on my Game.

Stop making it Look so, I only made 3 Big sexual mistake in my life: Sleeping with my Cousin, Messing with My bredrin Girl and My Cousin's Wife. Its not like its a recurring situation. The Other sexual acts was due to pair pressue and i am sure everyone if not some goes through this. Me and ma bredrin them just make challenges to sleep with girls, and i prefer older ladies thats all.

virus_ncu
June 29, 2005, 10:01 PM
I was just reading the First post and realize that You people set this thread up just for me, because unu know i had alot to confess to.

BlackCryptoKnight
June 29, 2005, 11:03 PM
This statement :

I am Kool Man, i can Control Myself,
contradicts this one:

The Other sexual acts was due to pair pressue and i am sure everyone if not some goes through this.
If you were truly in control, peer pressure wouldn't affect you.


Stop making it Look so, I only made 3 Big sexual mistake in my life: Sleeping with my Cousin, Messing with My bredrin Girl and My Cousin's Wife. Its not like its a recurring situation.

Breddrin, if the situation happens more than once, it has recurred.


Me and ma bredrin them just make challenges to sleep with girls, and i prefer older ladies thats all.
Why use women like that? Do you have any respect for women? Do you care about their feelings? Would you like it if someone were to deal with your mother, your sister, or your daughter (if you were to have one) in the same way as you and your friends deal with other women?

I confess that todays world worries me.

Xenocrates
June 29, 2005, 11:16 PM
Virus... your cousin's wife?!?

Yute... that is ill. My yute, I can't even look at my brejin's girl much more my cousin's woman. The very thought turns my stomache.

I won't reiterate what BCK said. He said everything I would have said. You're in denial Virus. So long as you're in denial your issue will recur indefinitely.

Do you think you're normal yute?

Bahama Mama
June 29, 2005, 11:29 PM
Hey Virus, the mere fact that you have confessed all of these infractions in you life on a public forum indicates that you may need help and that you are subconciously seeking it. I aint trying to judge, but life has a funny way of turning out sometimes. No one is invincible and there is always someone out there that will get the better of you, in other words everyone meets their match at some point time.

Dont become a lonely broken old man (sorry for the harshness) that everyone loathes and could care less about, because you saw nothing wrong in screwing everyone over.

Manu
June 29, 2005, 11:44 PM
Well... i guess i have another cofession then. At age 13 i was Diagnose with an Advance trait of ADHD (Attention Deficit and Hyperactive Disorder). I was taken to 3 differnt Pyschologist who keep refering me other phychologist because they couldnt help me. They eventually all came to the conclusion to leave me let me grow it out.
After such an addiction to attention, i guess its possible that i am now overly addicted to sex.

An Advanced trait? I know mine is bad.....but how bad is yours?

Anyways youth....you are in serious trouble. Your cousin's wife? That's wrong on so many levels. I think you have a strong disregard for women. I'm asking you this in earnest...did you have a turmultuous relationship with your mother? Any level of inappropriateness whilst smaller with other female members of your family? Like and older sister...cousin...etc? (people please don't laugh at the man because this has far exceeded it's novelty. This is a serious matter)

acidblade
June 29, 2005, 11:44 PM
ppl this isn't a counselling session for Virus, PM him and ask him for his number and talk to him, pleeeeeeaaassseee!......come on ppl keep the confessions coming

virus_ncu
June 29, 2005, 11:49 PM
These things happen long time and i i am fine right now. I dont want any PM's everyone continue on with your confessions. I dont feel like posting anymore.

@Manu- I am not Psychologically challenged, I have never been in situation like that, thats sick. I have grown in a decent christian home with both parents. This WAS all just a choice of living for me.

Nastro
June 30, 2005, 12:58 AM
Stop bashing Virus....cho.... I think you all not making it any better.

Cocoa
June 30, 2005, 01:02 AM
ppl this isn't a counselling session for Virus, PM him and ask him for his number and talk to him, pleeeeeeaaassseee!......come on ppl keep the confessions coming
I agree. Although it is not foolish to stop and comment at the confessions.

Liquid Bunny
June 30, 2005, 01:04 AM
I agree wid Nastro still some of unu being too harsh.

Nastro
June 30, 2005, 01:09 AM
Don't you will be getting much confessions after this Cocoa....persons have a way of becoming uncomfortable when they perceive that they will be critized.

The sad part is that many of the stone throwers may have done worse :eusa_wall

I have :rolleyes: but anyways....


any more confessions Liquid Bunny :eusa_whis

Cocoa
June 30, 2005, 01:11 AM
Don't you will be getting much confessions after this Cocoa....persons have a way of becoming uncomfortable when they perceive that they will be critized.

The sad part is that many of the stone throwers may have done worse :eusa_wall

you right...seem that every human being has some sort of "skeleton" in their closet. Just that some people choose to confess and some don't. :confused:

Bahama Mama
June 30, 2005, 01:15 AM
I dont know if this thread was to be taken that seriously. I didnt expect anyone to make deep, dark confessions, I mean it is a public forum. You only would get non-criticism at the shrink.

Manu
June 30, 2005, 02:35 AM
@Manu- I am not Psychologically challenged, I have never been in situation like that, thats sick. I have grown in a decent christian home with both parents. This WAS all just a choice of living for me.

Sorry yute....I thought it was an ungoing problem. You did say that you and your brethren just go round and look girl and thing so I thought you had some problems. Anyways...my bad. Sorry if it seems I was ragging on you.


My confession.....I had a nervous breakdown two years ago....which almost drove me insane. I've attempted suicide. I've been to a psycho analyser, a psychiatrist and a psycho therapist. It's a compound problem....from early self esteem issues....parents splitting.....to problems at home.......to problems at school. It's been a year since my life has been put back together....thanks to friends....family....and ofcourse...the Big Man Himself....God!

Nastro
June 30, 2005, 04:13 AM
Nice to know back on track Manu....Keep focused

virus_ncu
June 30, 2005, 08:55 AM
My confession.....I had a nervous breakdown two years ago....which almost drove me insane. I've attempted suicide. I've been to a psycho analyser, a psychiatrist and a psycho therapist. It's a compound problem....from early self esteem issues....parents splitting.....to problems at home.......to problems at school. It's been a year since my life has been put back together....thanks to friends....family....and ofcourse...the Big Man Himself....God!
I know what its like, I have Been there. My help came from My Father and my Older Brother. a Decent Whop @ss is what they both game me, along with other help from Church.

pogi_2nr
June 30, 2005, 10:07 AM
Sleeping with my CousinI noticed nobody bashed you for that comment, and it was the only one worth bashing.
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamme on you! :eusa_naug :eusa_naug
Was she hot though? post a pic. I will decide if she was worth it :p

Y'all should leave virus alone though, he is young and was just having fun.
The most important thing is that he grow out of it eventually which he claims
he is doing.

/PT

Nastro
June 30, 2005, 10:35 AM
Again...Moving on....


Any Confession Pogi ;)

Cocoa
June 30, 2005, 11:38 AM
Glad you SANE now Manu. I know what a nervous breakdown feels like.

Liquid Bunny
June 30, 2005, 11:40 AM
any more confessions Liquid Bunny :eusa_whis


Me? i have no confessions :eusa_liar

pogi_2nr
June 30, 2005, 12:00 PM
heh, I dont think I should air my dirty laundry for CY to see.

Liquid Bunny
June 30, 2005, 12:05 PM
dat mi a seh to yaw KL caz if i start... hmm oh dear

Nastro
June 30, 2005, 12:10 PM
dat mi a seh to yaw KL caz if i start... hmm oh dear

You wouldn't tell them about our affair would you :rolleyes:

Liquid Bunny
June 30, 2005, 12:15 PM
:o Thought u said it was going to remain between us.. How could u?!!!! And in a public forum....!!

pogi_2nr
June 30, 2005, 12:42 PM
lol, LB tricked another one. poor guy.

I always thought the definition of loose was outdated,
Thanks for redefining it LB. :D

chany86
June 30, 2005, 02:10 PM
I know what a nervous breakdown feels like.
nervous breakdown...

lord, i was trying to stay away from this thread but...
CONFESSION: STRUPID me had a nervous breakdown in a clothing store because the clerk cuss mi becuz i ask for extra small. i was on edge because all the stores i went to had no XS. everything was XXL and i was feeling sooo insecure bout my magganiss at that time i couldnt do any thing but cry. i thought i was abnormal.

oh, well praise the Lord, im normal size now...

Manu
June 30, 2005, 03:10 PM
I think I need to see my shrink again....been about 3 months since I've seen him and some symptoms are resurfacing....mainly because the problems are recurring....which means I wasn't cool in the first place :(

Liquid Bunny
June 30, 2005, 04:25 PM
lol, LB tricked another one. poor guy.

I always thought the definition of loose was outdated,
Thanks for redefining it LB. :D

lol hey boy kittyloaf... lol :dwl:

u kno .... u kno... u kno what..!!! i going to tell ma daddy! :mad:

Cocoa
June 30, 2005, 05:55 PM
I think I need to see my shrink again....been about 3 months since I've seen him and some symptoms are resurfacing....mainly because the problems are recurring....which means I wasn't cool in the first place :(
shrink? yu a go dash weh yu money fi problems weh talking to your woman, dealing with them yourself can solve? Hmmm

Manu
June 30, 2005, 08:57 PM
shrink? yu a go dash weh yu money fi problems weh talking to your woman, dealing with them yourself can solve? Hmmm


Obviously it couldn't have been helped that way.....needed professional help man........my insurance paid for it!

Xenocrates
June 30, 2005, 09:13 PM
I dont know if this thread was to be taken that seriously. I didnt expect anyone to make deep, dark confessions, I mean it is a public forum. You only would get non-criticism at the shrink.

- God, I love this woman. So intelligent. :eusa_clap

:icon_arro Pogi_2nr

- You are an incredibly hilarious yute. :icon_mrgr I was laughing so hard over the last couple of pages, that I shed tears. Dude, your sense of humor is off the frickin' scale man. Awesome! :eusa_clap


heh, I dont think I should air my dirty laundry for CY to see.

- you're smarter than you let on. ;)

AngelsKiss
June 30, 2005, 09:26 PM
Good grief I have been away for a few days and someone setup a confession booth....I wonder who the priest is? Are we operating a Gerry Springer/Maury Povich show here?

I wonder what next is to come?

pogi_2nr
July 1, 2005, 02:23 PM
lol hey boy kittyloaf... lol :dwl:Hey, I can get LB to call me kittyloaf if I press the right buttons :o
LB: please to refer to me as, "big daddy kitty" if you must.


you're smarter than you let on.The trick is to be foolish and come off as being smart but humble.

/PT

Liquid Bunny
July 1, 2005, 05:16 PM
only one person i call daddya round here... try u best stick wid Kitty loaf :);)

Xenocrates
July 2, 2005, 01:04 PM
What's a kitty loaf? :eusa_thin

Manu
July 2, 2005, 01:25 PM
What's a kitty loaf? :eusa_thin

That stupid talkin bread that pogi has as his avatar. It's name is kitty loaf...notice how it looks like a loaf of cat :dwl: :rofl:

Nastro
July 2, 2005, 04:31 PM
I think Xeno just confessed of being slow at times :D

Xenocrates
July 2, 2005, 11:33 PM
Why does that kitty loaf icon look so much like something out of a Japanese game I played on the Gameboy Advance? :eusa_thin

-=[edit]=-

zOMG, it's Kitty Loaf: http://timidity.org/images/nekopan2.gif

Why do I get this sensation that this thing is demonic? LMA:icon_mrgr

flirt
June 30, 2006, 04:22 PM
I have a confession I really like CY and all of you guys..so geninue


place all ur confessions here:D

Twinkie
June 30, 2006, 04:30 PM
I have an animalistic side, sometimes, I drink water out of a bowl by lapping it up.

Temptress
June 30, 2006, 04:40 PM
I have an animalistic side, sometimes, I drink water out of a bowl by lapping it up.

Thats it ~ drinking water out of a bowl.... some how I feel there more :eusa_thin


Here's my confession....

I set up one of the supervisors because he intentionally sabotaged my work.
I’m so evil ….:icon_evil

Waseemah
June 30, 2006, 04:43 PM
Pretty much the same......I really do like every one here...even though I ***** and attack all the time :icon_lol:

Temptress
June 30, 2006, 04:44 PM
suuuuuuuuuuure u do --- {wink wink} :cool:

nester-san
June 30, 2006, 04:50 PM
I hate computers.............

icuucme
June 30, 2006, 05:06 PM
http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1631

Malloc-X
June 30, 2006, 10:38 PM
i hate people

Chicokid
June 30, 2006, 10:45 PM
http://www.caribyard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1631

I have a confession....I merged the old and new threads :icon_mrgr

KriTikaL
July 1, 2006, 09:44 AM
sometimes when no one is looking i like to put on male clothes and pretend to be my own lover...:( :eusa_shif








ok this is a joke

nester-san
July 1, 2006, 09:59 AM
sometimes when no one is looking i like to put on male clothes and pretend to be my own lover...:( :eusa_shif

Well I heard u had both sets of equipment, so the illusion must not be too hard to maintain ! :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

Babyjay
July 1, 2006, 04:10 PM
I'm bisexual :eusa_shif ... in thought and lusts... not actively... and I will do it if gotten the chance (tho I have but didn't), oh well... hold up, didn't I already mention dat in another thread :eusa_thin.

:eusa_whis These are my confessions :eusa_whis

I'll b back wit more... I think

Waseemah
July 1, 2006, 04:53 PM
I'm bisexual :eusa_shif ... in thought and lusts... not actively... and I will do it if gotten the chance (tho I have but didn't), oh well... hold up, didn't I already mention dat in another thread :eusa_thin.

:eusa_whis These are my confessions :eusa_whis

I'll b back wit more... I think

I am speechless :icon_eek:

Brownsugar
July 1, 2006, 05:55 PM
:eusa_whis

:icon_redf I love ##### and oh how much ah miss it:icon_redf !!!

bernie
July 1, 2006, 06:42 PM
I am speechless :icon_eek:
my sentiments....
and dat girl look so innocent:icon_eek:

Waseemah
July 1, 2006, 06:53 PM
my sentiments....
and dat girl look so innocent:icon_eek:


I have to agree with you bernie....I just guh look on her photo and mi neva did expect har.....Lord Have Mercy BabyJ.......a dem deh thoughts yuh a have.....how we know is just thoughts and that you not acting on them?? :icon_eek:

Twinkie
July 3, 2006, 08:58 AM
Is merl grove yuh go doah??

Don't worry Baby Jay, I know some people who can ..... er help.

Babyjay
July 3, 2006, 09:37 AM
my sentiments....
and dat girl look so innocent:icon_eek:

Thas the way I look :icon_arro :eusa_ange . Some ppl look piggish but they real nice, some look damn cute but they're not nice :eusa_naug .... so looks have nuttin to do wit it.

Y y'all so surprised :eusa_eh: ? nuttin in this world should surprise anyone anymore anyway.

Gwadinka
July 3, 2006, 11:17 AM
My confessions are:

-I am not shocked by Baby Jay's confession

-I am glad that France won over Brazil but I am sad because I learnt that every time that la Selecao loses some people commit suicide.

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 01:55 PM
i'm a les :icon_mrgr so BabyJ Lets Hook Up

nester-san
July 3, 2006, 02:00 PM
I confess to reading JUICY CONFESSIONS : http://thestoriesyoucannottell.blogspot.com/

Temptress
July 3, 2006, 02:19 PM
AB is an undercover FREAK!!

Candle wax n e 1 :eusa_whis

nester-san
July 3, 2006, 02:29 PM
AB is an undercover FREAK!!

Candle wax n e 1 :eusa_whis

More accurately into S&M :icon_eek:

BlackCryptoKnight
July 3, 2006, 02:35 PM
i'm a les :icon_mrgr so BabyJ Lets Hook Up
Hold on ... I thought this person, acidblade, was a man. :eusa_thin Ah weh really a gwaan yah?

Baby J, don't give in to lust girl.

Twinkie
July 3, 2006, 02:49 PM
Baby J, listen to acidblade, I guarantee he'll bring out all the lesbian in you.

Temptress
July 3, 2006, 02:52 PM
That's twisted Twinks...

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 03:04 PM
I don't understand why some people....especially the declared christians.... sounds like dem a support the lesbianism and bisexual ting and when it come on to di b@ttYM@n ting dem burn fiah and draw fi scripture from Bible..... bullet bullet bullet bullet.....none a unu can't chat to me

bernie
July 3, 2006, 03:24 PM
my girl yuh betta call name innu!

Xenocrates
July 3, 2006, 04:47 PM
I confess that Jesus Christ is LORD! ;)

Gillion
July 3, 2006, 04:52 PM
I confess that Jesus Christ is LORD! ;)
Mine nestersan laugh after you

Gillion
July 3, 2006, 04:54 PM
I don't understand why some people....especially the declared christians.... sounds like dem a support the lesbianism and bisexual ting and when it come on to di b@ttYM@n ting dem burn fiah and draw fi scripture from Bible..... bullet bullet bullet bullet.....none a unu can't chat to me
Dat is why you fi go find out for yourself and get a plain english bible and read it and edify yourself so that when the 2 face christian dem come with them lean argument you can rebuke dem wid dem own styling. who knows maybe you might find out what the REAL DEAL is behind being a christian.

Xenocrates
July 3, 2006, 05:01 PM
Mine nestersan laugh after you

- Nestersan doesn't have a problem with the God factor. What he has a problem with, is the people factor. The people are who really ticked off the Nester. ;) Nester doesn't deny what God is. He denies who we the people say God is. That's his problem - which is understandable.

XD

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 05:30 PM
Dat is why you fi go find out for yourself and get a plain english bible and read it and edify yourself so that when the 2 face christian dem come with them lean argument you can rebuke dem wid dem own styling. who knows maybe you might find out what the REAL DEAL is behind being a christian.

See that is the main reason why I tend to stay away from the regular attendance of church.....the HYPOCRACY.....mi all guh one church wah day yah and di very much "married" pastor....a cum a "great" me bout him waah hug and kiss and den aguh ask me when we can 'link' up outside of church for some personal time....I just light up di like (censored)hole and tell him fi guh get a wash off down a St. Thomas cause him a heathen.

So when I see people supporting arguments of lesbian/bisexual....no offence to the poster......mi affi comment cause dem love cuss of people that practice alternative lifestyles and call down all kinda fire and brimstone pon we....man to man dem seh it nuh right....but woman to woman nah get nuh fight. BULLET BULLET BULLET for the hypocracy from the so called Christians in here :icon_twis

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 05:43 PM
call name cause mi go look and a me alone a tell har fi come link me....call name *acid takes off shoes* call name baaaaaby :haha:

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 05:44 PM
call name cause mi go look and a me alone a tell har fi come link me....call name *acid takes off shoes* call name baaaaaby :haha:

Gwey man cause yuh a heathen.....a di self proclaimed Christian dem mi a chat bout

Gillion
July 3, 2006, 05:48 PM
See that is the main reason why I tend to stay away from the regular attendance of church.....the HYPOCRACY.....mi all guh one church wah day yah and di very much "married" pastor....a cum a "great" me bout him waah hug and kiss and den aguh ask me when we can 'link' up outside of church for some personal time....I just light up di like (censored)hole and tell him fi guh get a wash off down a St. Thomas cause him a heathen.

So when I see people supporting arguments of lesbian/bisexual....no offence to the poster......mi affi comment cause dem love cuss of people that practice alternative lifestyles and call down all kinda fire and brimstone pon we....man to man dem seh it nuh right....but woman to woman nah get nuh fight. BULLET BULLET BULLET for the hypocracy from the so called Christians in here :icon_twis

well the bible does speak of people in the flock who will bring shame upon it.

the thing is if you believe in and want to have salvation you have to do it for yourself.

think of it this way you won't let a bunch of hypocrite at your work place be the reason you do not go especially if the pay is good and you like what you are doing you ignore those hypocritical co-workers. if you can't you go somewhere where the numbers are managable.

the same approach can be taken to church.

you don't want a bunch of wolves in sheep clothing keeping you from "good pay benefits" especially if you enjoy worshiping in GOD's house. ?

you dig ?

Too many times I let hypocrits keep me out of church and that was my excuse for years and years and one day (not so long ago) I realised hey ... I letting these brutes keep me from my slice of the pie.

can't have that !

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 05:49 PM
Gwey man cause yuh a heathen.....a di self proclaimed Christian dem mi a chat bout
so wait, how yuh a lick out gainst yuh ppl dem so? if my memory serves me right, your one too. :eusa_thin or you not a christian anymore? :eusa_wall

Gillion
July 3, 2006, 05:49 PM
By their fruits ye shall know them.

That is one of the greatest give aways to who i genuine and who is not.

BlackCryptoKnight
July 3, 2006, 05:53 PM
See that is the main reason why I tend to stay away from the regular attendance of church.....the HYPOCRACY....
I confess that when I hear this line of argument, it amuses me. :icon_twis

Lemme ask this:

Are there hypocrites at school?

Are there hypocrites at work?

Are there hypocorites at social gatherings like sporting events, concerts, clubs, dances, parties?

Are there hypocorites in politics?

Are there hypocrites at doctors or hospitals?

Are there hypocrites doing things or attending places that you want to do or go to?

Does the fact that hypcrites are all over the place stop you from :

going to school to get your education
going to work to get paid
going to social gatherings to have fun and hang out with people
vote, or participate in the political process
going to the doctor or hospital to get treatment for illness
do anything or go anywhere you want to that provides you with the benefit you desire

?

How is all of that different from going to church where there are other hypocrites also seeking to be ministered to?

:eusa_thin

<EDIT>

Gillion beat me to the punch with his post.

Arch_Angel
July 3, 2006, 05:56 PM
How is all of that different from going to church where there are other hypocrites also seeking to be ministered to?You know that nuff people surprise to find a sinner man in church? :eusa_thin

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 05:56 PM
@ BCK ====== i guess because u don't have to go to church? :eusa_shif

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 05:56 PM
is your actions must show you are a Christian....i.e. your lifestyle.....people mus stop proclaim Christianity and only prove them selves as hypocrites. I don't need to come over here every day professing Christianity when I already walking the right path and carrying others to Christ....as suh di ting fi set up yuh zimmi....and mi agu stand up fi wat is RIGHT...........all if yuh name pastor

BlackCryptoKnight
July 3, 2006, 05:56 PM
You know that nuff people surprise to find a sinner man in church? :eusa_thin
Are they surprised to find a sick man in a hospital? :eusa_thin

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 05:59 PM
is your actions must show you are a Christian....i.e. your lifestyle.....people mus stop proclaim Christianity and only prove them selves as hypocrites. I don't need to come over here every day professing Christianity when I already walking the right pass and carrying others to Christ....as suh di ting fi set up yuh zimmi....and mi agu stand up fi wat is RIGHT...........all if yuh name pastor
WOIIII!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: now mi see why me and yuh a fren...i know its bad but we lie sah :(

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 06:42 PM
WOIIII!!!!!!! :haha: :rotflm: :dwl: now mi see why me and yuh a fren...i know its bad but we lie sah :(

Gwey nuh AB.....mi won't stop pray fi yuh :eusa_pray

ramesh
July 3, 2006, 06:49 PM
You know that nuff people surprise to find a sinner man in church? :eusa_thin
Are they surprised to find a sick man in a hospital? :eusa_thinExactly. Jesus said "I am not here to heal the sick, not the well".

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 07:33 PM
AB is an undercover FREAK!!


shhhh :eusa_shhh how yuh tell me yuh nah tell nuh body if wi do it
:rolleyes:

Temptress
July 3, 2006, 07:37 PM
Actually I was passing on information about a covert operation you went on. :eusa_whis

pogi_2nr
July 3, 2006, 08:06 PM
I am an exhibitionist. :icon_redf

Waseemah
July 3, 2006, 08:08 PM
I am an exhibitionist. :icon_redf

:icon_redf Me Tooooooo :icon_redf

pogi_2nr
July 3, 2006, 08:12 PM
:eusa_thin .. we could give each other a show eh?

KriTikaL
July 3, 2006, 09:04 PM
Well I heard u had both sets of equipment, so the illusion must not be too hard to maintain ! :icon_eek: :icon_eek:
wait wait wait!!!!! wot?????????? WTF!????:eusa_eh: who told you????


:icon_evil i told you never to tell anyone AB watch me and you now....:icon_twis

KriTikaL
July 3, 2006, 09:10 PM
i have a crush on a CY member..
naw not you pogi (i just str8 up luv you)
and not you AB (PLZ, spare me :rolleyes: )
its someone i don't talk to much, cuz i'm so shy :icon_redf
:eusa_sile i luv you <insert CY member that Kritz has a crush on here> :eusa_shhh

bernie
July 3, 2006, 09:25 PM
what is not dis?? somebody getting crushed huh?!

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 09:34 PM
and not you AB (PLZ, spare me :rolleyes: )

don't worry honey when ur of age kirby won't be your crush anymore ;)

KriTikaL
July 3, 2006, 09:44 PM
don't worry honey when ur of age kirby won't be your crush anymore ;)
boi shut ur mouth :eusa_hand when ur of maturity u can talk to me :eusa_shhh

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 09:46 PM
boi shut ur mouth :eusa_hand when ur of maturity u can talk to me :eusa_shhh
Hi Kritikal honey, how are you today?:cool:

KriTikaL
July 3, 2006, 10:05 PM
Hi Kritikal honey, how are you today?:cool:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo u think ur soooo cute don't u :rolleyes:
well i have a news flash for you sweetie...... ur not
:eusa_danc

acidblade
July 3, 2006, 10:14 PM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo u think ur soooo cute don't u :rolleyes:
well i have a news flash for you sweetie...... ur not
:eusa_danc
now if http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/acidblade/0347cdbb.jpg had said that. i would have cared :rolleyes:

bernie
July 4, 2006, 12:21 AM
what does christina have to do with this thread?
c'mon man, i know she is pretty, and sweet, and sexy...and...and
well this thread has nothin to do with her!!

my confession....
if i don't do compulsary savings then i won't save a valuable dime

KriTikaL
July 4, 2006, 12:39 AM
my confession....
if i don't do compulsary savings then i won't save a valuable dime
this is a confession???? :dwl: wow.... u live a vury exciting life bernie :eusa_ange SERIOUS no sarcasm at ALL.... :icon_lol:

Kirby
July 4, 2006, 02:15 AM
i have a confession....

i have nothin to confess right now ...

Arch_Angel
July 4, 2006, 06:06 AM
i have a confession....

i have nothin to confess right now ...:icon_eek: This is really shocking!

pogi_2nr
July 4, 2006, 10:05 AM
tings a get juicy eh? cy member have crush pon other cy member and both of
them under lock and key :D yow! kritz I dont think his wifey would appreciate this.

flirt
July 4, 2006, 10:18 AM
i had good sex last nite @ a CVS parking lot with my ex

Gillion
July 4, 2006, 10:22 AM
i had good sex last nite @ a CVS parking lot with my ex
Making sure to forget about the man dat hurt you ent ?

flirt
July 4, 2006, 10:24 AM
Ahem that is not the same person...and no i didnt have feelings for the man that insulted my intelligence i was just pissed....

Gillion
July 4, 2006, 10:28 AM
Ahem that is not the same person...and no i didnt have feelings for the man that insulted my intelligence i was just pissed....
Why would insulting your intelligence piss you off ... ?

I mean doesn't it strike you as odd that you would be more intelligent than that to be pissed off in the first place ?

*ducks*

bernie
July 4, 2006, 10:29 AM
God!!! they jus soun so twisted...

flirt
July 4, 2006, 10:35 AM
Why would insulting your intelligence piss you off ... ?

I mean doesn't it strike you as odd that you would be more intelligent than that to be pissed off in the first place ?

*ducks*


Dude insulting my intelligence is a saying..meaning he try to play for a fool...yea that **** pissed me off cause that fool said i was full of ****..when in fact he is...

flirt
July 4, 2006, 10:36 AM
God!!! they jus soun so twisted...


:eusa_thin


:eusa_eh:

Gillion
July 4, 2006, 10:40 AM
Dude insulting my intelligence is a saying..meaning he try to play for a fool...yea that **** pissed me off cause that fool said i was full of ****..when in fact he is...
so who wiser, him or you ?

*hides*

flirt
July 4, 2006, 10:52 AM
so who wiser, him or you ?

*hides*

wat does it matter???

Gwadinka
July 4, 2006, 11:43 AM
Today I fell into a pool of narcissism.

bernie
July 4, 2006, 11:47 AM
Gillion you can't hide...dat head to big!! LOL

KriTikaL
July 4, 2006, 11:54 AM
tings a get juicy eh? cy member have crush pon other cy member and both of
them under lock and key :D yow! kritz I dont think his wifey would appreciate this.
he's not with someone, at least i don't think... Gillion are you??? :icon_redf




pfffffffffffffff ye ryt lyk its gonna be that easy for me to let slip.. sry i chose ur name gillion i was just being random :)

KriTikaL
July 4, 2006, 11:58 AM
Today I fell into a pool of narcissism.
lol, u drown? i'm so practiced, i'm swimming :D

bernie
July 4, 2006, 11:58 AM
kidz sez di daaarndesz thingzzz!!!

KriTikaL
July 4, 2006, 12:02 PM
OMG I made resident!!!!!!! lol i haven't been this excited since i made ummm the last one i was at.... :eusa_thin
can't wait to be a citizen

pogi_2nr
July 4, 2006, 03:40 PM
For the past year or so I have only viewed girls as things to entertain, feed, clean and pleasure me.

Twinkie
July 4, 2006, 04:24 PM
i had good sex last nite @ a CVS parking lot with my ex
My confession is this post has me envious, and yet kinda makes me corny. The hedonist in me craves one last indiscretion.

My other confession is although I post some of the stupidest sh*t here, when I read all 8 back to back hilarious posts of banter b/w like flirt and Gilly or AB and Krit or Pogi and LB I die with laughter while saying:

"a bare eediat den pan caribyard eenuh!" I know; pot and kettle. :dwl:

Twinkie
July 4, 2006, 04:26 PM
For the past year or so I have only viewed girls as things to entertain, feed, clean and pleasure me.
Confession:

I really think low of Pogi_2nr. He's such a cave man.

Gillion
July 4, 2006, 04:45 PM
wat does it matter???

you just not letting me have my way with you are you ?

nester-san
July 4, 2006, 05:28 PM
Confession:

I really think low of Pogi_2nr. He's such a cave man.

I am sure if he turned up the charm, you wouldn't even realise you would be doing one of the four willingly enough. :rofl:

acidblade
July 4, 2006, 05:32 PM
I am sure if he turned up the charm, you wouldn't even realise you are doing one of the four willingly enough. :rofl:
Quite So. *speaking from experience*

Waseemah
July 4, 2006, 06:46 PM
Ok here is a confession..... I talk to God, like literally....not on the phone or anything...but I sit in bed at nights and I close my eyes and talk to him for hours till I fall asleep.....telling him EVERYTHING that happened that day... some of you will call it prayer....but whatever name you put to it....you will never know how wonderful it feels until you try it....really try just sit down and talk to God, tell him how you feel, what your days was like, who you got upset with, anything and everything. He will answer you everytime, even tell you about His day too. It's so great to have someone that everyone is supposed to love as MY bestfriend. ;) just felt to share the love of Christ that I'm feeling....after I got that message...posted in other thread that one of my best friend's mother died this morning, I was really down and felt so low and didn't how to call and what to say, then the Spirit just over came me I felt the Spirit of God surround me and just hold me and said its gonna be ok. It's like the Spirit was saying....'it's ok, she's resting' I Love the Lord....for He heard my Cry

Arch_Angel
July 4, 2006, 07:24 PM
Ok here is a confession..... I talk to God, like literally....not on the phone or anything...but I sit in bed at nights and I close my eyes and talk to him for hours till I fall asleep.....telling him EVERYTHING that happened that day... some of you will call it prayer....but whatever name you put to it....you will never know how wonderful it feels until you try it....really try just sit down and talk to God, tell him how you feel, what your days was like, who you got upset with, anything and everything. He will answer you everytime, even tell you about His day too. It's so great to have someone that everyone is supposed to love as MY bestfriend. ;) just felt to share the love of Christ that I'm feeling....after I got that message...posted in other thread that one of my best friend's mother died this morning, I was really down and felt so low and didn't how to call and what to say, then the Spirit just over came me I felt the Spirit of God surround me and just hold me and said its gonna be ok. It's like the Spirit was saying....'it's ok, she's resting' I Love the Lord....for He heard my CryWow! :eusa_clap
That sounds like the many experiences I have had with Him. :)

crushed@caribyard.com
July 4, 2006, 07:43 PM
Thats true I've done that2 end results GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME HE IS ALWAYS HERE N THERE.

nester-san
July 4, 2006, 07:50 PM
Quite So. *speaking from experience*

ACIDE, u mean to tell me pogi work him charm on you already ? :icon_eek:

A wah dis a gwaan! :eusa_pray :eusa_snoo

BULLET, MISSILE, RPG, NUCLEAR.....:eusa_naug

flirt
July 5, 2006, 08:55 AM
I CONFESS.....I DRANK A MANGO MARTINI WHEN DRIVING YESTERDAY WHILE IT WAS ZERO TOLERANCE IN ATL

acidblade
July 5, 2006, 09:06 AM
ACIDE, u mean to tell me pogi work him charm on you already ? :icon_eek:

A wah dis a gwaan!

BULLET, MISSILE, RPG, NUCLEAR.....:eusa_naug
:eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand

Twinkie
July 5, 2006, 09:40 AM
ACIDE, u mean to tell me pogi work him charm on you already ?

A wah dis a gwaan!

BULLET, MISSILE, RPG, NUCLEAR.....:eusa_naug
:dwl: :dwl:


:haha: Me kinda did a wonda too eenuh :haha:





Heck nah :rofl:

acidblade
July 5, 2006, 09:43 AM
:snoring: :snoring: :snoring: :snoring: :snoring: come on, i'm sure you 2 can find something else. unno a try still :eusa_clap

BlackCryptoKnight
July 5, 2006, 09:58 AM
:snoring: :snoring: :snoring: :snoring: :snoring: come on, i'm sure you 2 can find something else. unno a try still
You want them to conitnue looking? :eusa_thin

Babyjay
July 5, 2006, 01:10 PM
For the past year or so I have only viewed girls as things to entertain, feed, clean and pleasure me.
Surprise.. surprise... surprise.....

Xenocrates
July 6, 2006, 12:48 AM
Confession: To this very day, I still whip out my old copy of Capcom vs. SNK 2 every once in a while and have a go at it. There's something about the Street Fighter vs. Fatal Fury / Final Fight / Samurai Showdown concept that I find irresistably appealing. They certainly don't make fighting games like they used to.

The leap-kick, sweep, shoryuken, backroll, jabx2, upper-cut, hado-ken, Super-Shoryuken, tatsumakisenpukyaku (Hurricane kick) combo just never gets old. Love it, love it, love it. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/grinning.gif

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 08:58 AM
i'm a les :icon_mrgr so BabyJ Lets Hook Up
:rotflm: AB, u crazy

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 09:02 AM
.....how we know is just thoughts and that you not acting on them?? :icon_eek:

:eusa_eh: I already answered dat when I said this

... in thought and lusts... not actively... and I will do it if gotten the chance (tho I have but didn't)

nester-san
July 6, 2006, 09:11 AM
Confession:

The glare from the self-righteous hyprocrites is blinding me!
Need Ray-Bans..

Waseemah
July 6, 2006, 09:24 AM
Confession:

The glare from the self-righteous hyprocrites is blinding me!
Need Ray-Bans..


hehehehehehehehehehe.......as ya'll would say to me....CALL NAME!!! CALL NAME!!!!!!!!!

nester-san
July 6, 2006, 09:27 AM
Confession: To this very day, I still whip out my old copy of Capcom vs. SNK 2 every once in a while and have a go at it. There's something about the Street Fighter vs. Fatal Fury / Final Fight / Samurai Showdown concept that I find irresistably appealing. They certainly don't make fighting games like they used to.



This is the REALER DEAL:

SNK VS. CAPCOM: PLUS

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nester-san
July 6, 2006, 09:27 AM
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acidblade
July 6, 2006, 09:28 AM
hehehehehehehehehehe.......as ya'll would say to me....CALL NAME!!! CALL NAME!!!!!!!!!
cough *BCK* cough :eusa_shif

BlackCryptoKnight
July 6, 2006, 09:30 AM
cough *BCK* cough :eusa_shif
I confess I haven't a clue why you'd even think that.

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 09:31 AM
The glare from the judges blinding me!

By the way... was this thread made to bash and judge everybody's confessions? Or was it to rate how much of a hypocrite the person is based on the magnitude of their confession?

Waseemah
July 6, 2006, 09:40 AM
The glare from the judges blinding me!

By the way... was this thread made to bash and judge everybody's confessions? Or was it to rate how much of a hypocrite the person is based on the magnitude of their confession?

.....whatever the intentions were.....right now it is serving as a means of bashing the self righteous :eusa_snoo who behave like a poor sinner like me - sins are greater than theirs.....GOD SEH SIN A SIN :eusa_ange

Twinkie
July 6, 2006, 09:51 AM
Hello people I confess,

this thread has not gone as anticipated. if you don't want to be judged, don't post.

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 09:51 AM
.....whatever the intentions were.....right now it is serving as a means of bashing the self righteous :eusa_snoo who behave like a poor sinner like me - sins are greater than theirs.....GOD SEH SIN A SIN :eusa_ange
understandable... but y bash anyway?

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 10:01 AM
Hello people I confess,

this thread has not gone as anticipated. if you don't want to be judged, don't post.
Tru dat................ :eusa_snoo

Waseemah
July 6, 2006, 10:06 AM
understandable... but y bash anyway?

Some of us just comment on our fellow CY family's post....while others...the hypocrites and the judges....bash - why you ask? Because it makes the self righteous feel better about them selves....like they are a level above us poor little sinners. Yes it's wrong we know....but who can chat to dem? :icon_eek:

bernie
July 6, 2006, 11:11 AM
i am so....so...so...lost....:confused:

Twinkie
July 6, 2006, 02:22 PM
Bash - because we can, and you need it to get your life str8 [literally]

Babyjay
July 6, 2006, 05:18 PM
Bash - because we can, and you need it to get your life str8 [literally]
Here we go again... :eusa_doh: Yea, I kno u got a prob wit dat Twinkie, but anyway...

I don't need the bashing, at least not from ppl who think they so holy, righteous, innocent and neva done anything wrong... ppl can comment, yea, but don't try to b judge of wat they think is BIG sin and little sin :eusa_snoo

Bahama Mama
July 6, 2006, 05:54 PM
I confess that I think you guys are nuts for confessing your deep, dark secrets on Caribyard, and not expecting the back lash of criticism. You only get non-criticism at the shrink :rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:

BlackCryptoKnight
July 6, 2006, 06:14 PM
I confess that I think you guys are nuts for confessing your deep, dark secrets on Caribyard, and not expecting the back lash of criticism. You only get non-criticism at the shrink :rofl: :rotflm: :dwl:
I confess that I concur with the Bahama Mama. :icon_mrgr

Temptress
July 6, 2006, 06:35 PM
So true BM so true.... I dunno what else they expected.

bernie
July 6, 2006, 09:06 PM
they thought the were associated with hypocrites:haha:

acidblade
July 6, 2006, 09:12 PM
talk, talk, hypocrite ah talk, low dem mek dem sit and talk......babyjay the offer is still open

bernie
July 6, 2006, 09:18 PM
bwoy yuh dis love chat.... **sighs**

BlackCryptoKnight
July 6, 2006, 11:03 PM
......babyjay the offer is still open
You are really something else.

Kirby
July 7, 2006, 12:20 AM
I have a confesion to make... I did not go to church tonite to go to church, I just went so i could talk to my friend...

that felt god should do it more often... ( the confession...)

Twinkie
July 7, 2006, 09:41 AM
Here we go again... :eusa_doh: Yea, I kno u got a prob wit dat Twinkie, but anyway...

Since you missed it...sarcasm was intended. Far be it for me to judge [confession] I, too, went thru this period. Went thru and am reconfirmed in the faith of buddyism. :eusa_pray

Twinkie
July 7, 2006, 09:43 AM
As for the freshers let this thread stand as a warning to you all that you too can and will be judged. After all those without sins are eligible to cast the first dozen or so stones. In other words welcome to:

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acidblade
July 7, 2006, 10:00 AM
After all those without sins are eligible to cast the first dozen or so stones. In other words welcome to:

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see babyjay :eusa_booh you are not alone, twinkie is here with you:eusa_booh 3somemore 3somemore 3somemore :no_spam:

Babyjay
July 7, 2006, 10:35 AM
Since you missed it...sarcasm was intended. Far be it for me to judge [confession] I, too, went thru this period. Went thru and am reconfirmed in the faith of buddyism. :eusa_pray
:icon_eek:
:o Well.........
:o Well.........
:o Well.........

Yeah, u may b back on buddy, but... there's always the flip-side of the coin.
{Confession}-Even if you've stopped, the urge will b there.
You can't deny dat Twinkie

Twinkie
July 7, 2006, 10:42 AM
Stop trying to draw me out, yah you girl. Back on topic please:

Twinkie
July 7, 2006, 10:44 AM
you know the bottom of the screen says there are 3 people viewing this thread right now, me, chico and a guest. Threads like these should not be viewed by "passers-by"

Join if you want the juicy juicy. Outta order!!!

Didn't we have a discussion like this already?

acidblade
July 7, 2006, 10:47 AM
you know the bottom of the screen says there are 3 people viewing this thread right now, me, chico and a guest. Threads like these should not be viewed by "passers-by"


:rofl: :rotflm: :dwl: :haha: well its not like you never know this

Babyjay
July 7, 2006, 11:05 AM
Stop trying to draw me out, yah you girl. Back on topic please:
:icon_lol: weeeee papa!
Who me? :eusa_naug Y would I?
Jus statin facts gurl. If it ain't tru, doh make it bother u

Temptress
July 7, 2006, 11:16 AM
Lawd man Twinkie stop hackle yuh self and easy…. Take a walk and drink some water.

Waseemah
July 7, 2006, 12:34 PM
Get heated if you want Twinkie......purge.....let it alllllllllllll out.......:eusa_whis

Gillion
July 7, 2006, 01:55 PM
Stop trying to draw me out, yah you girl. Back on topic please:
Queens old-girl confessess to lesbian curiosity, execution at 5:00pm

Gillion
July 7, 2006, 01:58 PM
Babyjay, let me point out that in Jamaica we have some serious double standards. First and foremost, if you were a man/boy and confessed to "bi-sexual" or "homo-sexual" curiosity or urges, you, as that male would be most likely banned already.

Arch_Angel
July 7, 2006, 03:45 PM
Babyjay, let me point out that in Jamaica we have some serious double standards. First and foremost, if you were a man/boy and confessed to "bi-sexual" or "homo-sexual" curiosity or urges, you, as that male would be most likely banned already.Nope. Ya'll would have executed him verbally on the forums long before a moderator can intervene. :rolleyes:

We do have male homosexual members on the forums. Some of you older members might have remembered one in particular. Just that he started flirting with some of us guys using subtle hints, that got most of you upset. lol :icon_lol:

Lets not condemn or caribyard sistren and bredgrin. If you are concerned about them, encourage them, but do it in a way that doesn't make it sound condescending or rude. Your words can degrade or empower someone. Your words are a powerful tool. Don't forget that guys.

This website is a are part of the world wide web, meaning anyone can join up here from every walks of life. So keep that in mind when new members join up.

Be good! :D

bernie
July 7, 2006, 03:49 PM
seh wah??!!?? a lie im a tell!!! fi real?!? no sah!!! a suh it go??:icon_eek:
dang that's messed up y'all:eusa_snoo

Kirby
July 7, 2006, 03:53 PM
If di mod dem waz goin ban him Bernie wouldnt be able to post....

mead
July 9, 2006, 10:56 AM
My confession

I informed on my neighbour

Once had an awful neighbour. He was the worst neighbour I ever had, noisy, inconsiderate, disgusting, etc a real dutty ghetto bwoy. Thank God he is no longer around.
Anyway I found out he was stealing water, normally I would just turn a blind eye to this type of thing, but the p*hole was also wasting the water by leaving the hose on overnight on his lawn, causing pools of water to form on the street in front of people gate, one of my neighbour had it worst because he had to jump over the pool of water to get into his yard. So I just decided to send NWC an email informing them that he was stealing water. A week after saw some NWC workers digging up his lawn and removing his meter and pipe, they discovered a bypass which was probably there for months! Gather they slapped him with a huge bill, the bwoy had to bath out a bucket fi days lol , doubt he knew for sure who informed on him.

Waseemah
July 9, 2006, 04:04 PM
Queens old-girl confessess to lesbian curiosity, execution at 5:00pm

:icon_eek: are you inadvertently expressing your man-man interest :icon_eek: if not please come off "queen's old-girls".....:icon_twis and don't start what you can't handle.....CY have some under ground alliances that people nah notice and I not making anyone the wiser. :eusa_sile

Jae
July 9, 2006, 08:44 PM
I confess that I am addicted to Edy's Butter Pecan ice-cream, man I finish that thing two-twos.:eusa_droo

Cocoa
July 12, 2006, 01:46 AM
I confess that no matter how I try to love this woman, she makes me hate her more especially when I think about her ugliness and what the hell he was doing with her.

Lord help me!

Twinkie
July 12, 2006, 09:34 AM
I confess I don't like this girl name **Ven**

What she represents irks me, she would be my only insecurity in my very secure life. She has subtle ways of nuffing up herself and is not above rumor starting to rackle my nerves and especially right now my nerves are shot to hell. Sometimes I wish I had a shotgun.

bernie
July 12, 2006, 11:52 AM
....Sometimes I wish I had a shotgun.
You know, you don't have to go that route. I know your angry but it's no reason to become suicidal:confused:

Xenocrates
July 12, 2006, 02:52 PM
Ok, Ok fine Mr. Shinoda:

I confess that Shinobis are more powerful than Ninjas. There. I said it.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW MR. Shinoda? Damnit man. Get off my case. Naruto is overrated anyways... :rolleyes: ...and what's with you japs and giant robots and schoolgirls in mini-skirts anyway? You are a nation of techno-pedophiles. :dwl: YES I SAID IT!

:icon_arro Takaheshi Shinoda

I know you're reading you punk. Go back to AnimeOnline (http://www.animeonline.net/) where you belong. Or I'll make Arch_Angel ban your wapanese azz from signing up. ROFLMAhttp://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y142/xenocrates/Smilies/lol.gif