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    Talking Goodbye Daddy

    One night a father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers, which she ended by saying:
    "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and goodbye Grandpa."
    "A why yuh say good-bye Grandpa fa?" the father asked.
    "Mi noh know, " the little girl said.

    The next day, Grandpa died. The man thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later, he put
    the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this:
    "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day, the grandmother died!

    Rahtid, thought the man, dis yah pickney can see inna de future. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the man heard her say "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

    The man practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous all day.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK He felt safe in
    the office, so he stayed until the end of the day, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

    When he got home his wife said "Yuh neva come 'ome dis late before, wha happen?"
    "Mi no waan talk 'bout it," he said. "Mi jus 'ave de worst day a mi life."
    "Yuh tink yuh had a bad day?" the wife exclaimed.
    "You'll neva believe wha happen. Dis mahnin, Desmond next door, drap dead pan de varandah."
    "Integrity is what we do,
    what we say,
    and we say we."

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    lol

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    LMAO. . whoi. . .this ya one ya TUFF!!!!!!!!!
    Dear God,
    Please help all the gay/chinese/poor/jewish/mormon/boring/overly religious/Seventh Day Adventists/over users of the phrase 'aye caramba '/pedophiles

    Best regards,
    ME.

    .::If you take me seriously you are a closet homo-christian cos 50% of the time I'm only half kidding ::.

    Attempting to get stupidity down to an exact science

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    lol...subtle and sweet
    You know what?! Just live everyday as if it's your last.
    Why? Because one of these days, you're gonna be sooo right.

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    It was aight .
    Money can't buy happiness, but it will buy the type of misery one can enjoy.

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truely, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    I aint get this one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownsugar View Post
    I aint get this one!
    It's not rocket science, BS. The little girl said "Good-bye Daddy" and the next door neighbour died. What would that imply?
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
    http://www.caribyard.com/forums/search.php?do=getnew
    Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
    Echinsu Ocha
    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Social occasions are only warfare concealed.
    "Why did God make us so different if he wanted us to all be the same?"

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    Default Re: Goodbye Daddy

    she killin dem...?? dunno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownsugar View Post
    she killin dem...?? dunno
    "Woe is me, shame an scandal in di fambily......"
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
    http://www.caribyard.com/forums/search.php?do=getnew
    Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
    Echinsu Ocha
    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Social occasions are only warfare concealed.
    "Why did God make us so different if he wanted us to all be the same?"

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