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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!


    'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

    'No,' she replies. .
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    Wait for it. .


    It's coming. .









    She says:
    'You just happened to catch my eye.'

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    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*deep breath*...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!


    They tried tooooooo hard to get that joke. Thread be locked up and thrown away!
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    LOL! Good one BS.

    But I have to ask, are you and manu in a relationship? Whatever he did to you, you should forgive him.

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    A_A.... if you had posted it... you would have gotten similar or worst treatment. I'm not shooting the messenger. Is the message I wah bun up and dash weh!
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch_Angel View Post
    LOL! Good one BS.

    But I have to ask, are you and manu in a relationship? Whatever he did to you, you should forgive him.

    I done forgave he long time enuh! He still on ''chile-ting'' by heself boi!!!

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    Forgive me???

    For what? What did I do?
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Awww manee dear! Its nothin!

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    Um....ok
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    hahaahahahaha Sigh!

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