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    Some won't find this funny at all.....

    Meeting between Bruce, Audley, Portia and Omar.

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    Bruce: A lang time wi nuh siddung and chat. Wha gwaan Portia?

    Portia: Your intrinsic propensity for overstatement is immeasurable as always, Bruce.

    Bruce: But a wha dis she a chat? Hol an mek mi get mi directory fi translate.

    Omar: Yu mean 'dictionary'.

    Bruce: Yeh, dat me mean.

    Audley: Anyway, what we came to discuss is the economic problems the country is facing, and how we can profit from it.

    Omar: So what do you porpose?

    Bruce: Wha we need a some kind of die version fe mek everbaddy look the odda way.

    Audley: I have an idea. What if we create a commission of enquiry into FINSAC?

    Omar: But we did that already! Don't you think the public will realise what we are doing?

    Audley: Not to worry. This time we'll make it look real.

    Portia: How?

    Bruce: De plan is fi make Omar the scapesheep.

    Omar: You mean 'goat'.

    Bruce: Yea dat me mean.

    Portia: An exceptionately brilliant idea. Positively ruminant! But how do you plan to prevent incarceration of my colleague?

    Bruce: Audley, wha she jus seh?

    Omar: How will you avoid me going to jail? Sounds like the public will be bawling for blood.

    Audley: That's the brilliance of the plan. We'll negotiate with some old retired judge and give him some huge salary.

    Omar: So?

    Audley: Don't you see? All we have to do is set it in the budget. You pretend not to notice, so that it can become a scandal later.

    Omar: Ah, I see. So the scandal will be on the judge, the proceedings will fail and I will get off scot free!

    Bruce: Yea man. An den the public nah go memba nothing bout Omar. Dem will only focus pon de scandal.

    Portia: And our remuneration? Scandalous, I presume?

    Omar: But where will our money come from?

    Bruce: Yu no seet? Memba seh the money budget for the judge and people? Non a it spen yet, but we mek it look like it spen and we just callect pon dat.

    * Meeting ended *
    Last edited by ramesh; January 20, 2010 at 11:46 AM.
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    Default Re: Round Table Talk

    why unuh don't leave Portia.. and let har try to pronounce har big words..lol.. cho.

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    Default Re: Round Table Talk

    Quote Originally Posted by ramesh View Post
    Some won't find this funny at all.....
    most wont find it funny and Im one of those

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    Quote Originally Posted by duster View Post
    most wont find it funny and Im one of those
    Agreed....
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    I found it funny. Guess I'm one of the rare few.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch_Angel View Post
    I found it funny. Guess I'm one of the rare few.
    Thats why they made you moderator or should i say "super mod"

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    I thought by now someone would have mentioned the misuse of the word 'ruminant'.

    Ah well.
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