Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 22

Thread: Trinidad Jokes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    207

    Default Trinidad Jokes

    Boots: A Trini and a Guyanese

    There was once a Trini and a Guyanese who lived next door to each other. The Trini owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

    One day the Trini looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Guyanese's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Guyanese pick up the egg.

    The Trini ran up to the Guyanese and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Guyanese disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finally the Trini said, "Back home, we normally solve disputes by the following actions:
    I kick you in your kook-a-looks and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the kook-a-looks and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The Guyanese agreed to this and so the Trini went inside and found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Guyanese and kicked him as hard as he could in the balls.

    POW!

    The Guyanese fell to the floor clutching his groin howling in agony for 30 minutes.

    Eventually the Guyanese stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you,"

    The Trini said, "Nah, keep the egg."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    91

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    You know Tastee Trini people have some real sickness.
    When you have a good mother and no father-God kind of sits in. Its not enough but it helps.- Dick Gregory Women are a Treasure from God

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    598

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    Oh really BMGrip is that why you love them so much
    experience in life has taught me that all that you know....is not all that you can know.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Age
    27
    Posts
    850

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    Hmmm dat mad mi a laugh mi head off

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Age
    29
    Posts
    5,941

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    dat man is whicked and hevil..........lol ............DWL
    dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    1,514

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    heights of wickedness reached and kept. a wonder if di man did do something bad to him b4 dat
    Entre lo que existe y lo que no existe, el espacio es el amor

    A hypocrite is a person but who isn't?

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Age
    32
    Posts
    9

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    we trini wicked fuh so. we real real bad.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Age
    32
    Posts
    10,496

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    LOL....eidat ting dat....unu a dis di Guyanese dem...lol
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Age
    28
    Posts
    643

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    lol... fi real a eediat ting dat!!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Age
    32
    Posts
    1,972

    Default Re: Trinidad Jokes

    kook-a-looks lol, how does one pronounce that?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •