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    This is a very hilarious confession stand. If you dont admit what you did (ie. provide some detail) then essentially you have confessed nothing. Okay here goes my confession, I have not been to church regularly since I was 14 years old, I am now 22. I only returned recently because my then boyfriend was the nephew of the pastor. When we broke up, I went off to school and have not been back since until yesterday. Whew glad I got that one off my chest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yo-Yo
    This the worst confounded confessional I ever seen. A priest get more info then this.
    And for good reason too! Since we aren't talking to a priest here!

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    How dare you undermine my Priesthood.


    From now one your posts in this thread must have the following format....


    Dear Pastor,

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Sincerely (or whatever you choose),

    Your name
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    Then what is the point of having a confession stand? One does not have to divulge deep dark personal information. Something silly like "I was supposed to be sticking to my diet of salad and water but I had KFC instead, and as a result I gained three pounds".
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    Dear Pastor,

    When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
    I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

    Sincerly,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch_Angel
    Dear Pastor,

    When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
    I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

    Sincerly,

    Hope-I-wont-get-kicked-out-of-the-house-for-this

    Hehehe ha hahaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arch_Angel
    Dear Pastor,

    When I first got my drivers licenses I was really excited. My parents allowed me to drive thier car on my own for the first time. But in my excitement I nearly got into an accident and dented the side door. It wasn't a big dent, just a small one. It was my fault and the other driver let me off easy.
    I haven't told my parents yet. I don't think they will let me drive the car again. What should I do?

    Sincerly,

    Hope-I-wont-get-kicked-out-of-the-house-for-this
    Reminds me of when I was five and let go the hand brake. No one else was in the car except my four year old sister. The neighbours wall and our gate did not fare too well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahama Mama
    This is a very hilarious confession stand. If you dont admit what you did (ie. provide some detail) then essentially you have confessed nothing. Okay here goes my confession, I have not been to church regularly since I was 14 years old, I am now 22. I only returned recently because my then boyfriend was the nephew of the pastor. When we broke up, I went off to school and have not been back since until yesterday. Whew glad I got that one off my chest.
    You went back to church to see your old boyfriend?
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    Dear Pastor,

    I haven't been able to sleep one bit at all lately. I twist and turn and toss and twist and my body won't remain still; my eyes won't shut. My ears become like a huge suction, sucking in all the noises of the night.

    Pastor the truth is whole night is filled with excitement. I cannot overlooked the sounds I hear like the constant banging of the bed on the ceiling wall, and her headboard on the window sill. I wish it was an option to not be awake when my neighbours love and excitement in the middle of the night become clearer and clearer.

    I know this to to be true because I hear her upstairs calling on God, asking for help and saying I love you in many different languages. I cannot help her though cause I am trying to sleep and it seem that God doesn't either so she begins to curse. It has become annyoing.

    So Pastor, I come here to you today to see what I must do. I have no more cotton balls left and my mop stick has broken.

    Yours sincerely,
    sleepless in florida.
    Last edited by Cocoa; January 24, 2005 at 08:11 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yo-Yo
    You went back to church to see your old boyfriend?
    No I did not go back to the same church. It was a different church I went to on invitation by a friend of mine. Now if I am going to church it will be to worship and fellowship by my own accord. A bit more grown up now.
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