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Old September 14, 2005, 07:08 PM
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Default Losing weight

One fat guy - goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.

They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying "If you catch me, I'm yours."

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders,
down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just
as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door.
In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think. "God, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time...

So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager. Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign, "If I catch you, you're mine."
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Old September 14, 2005, 08:45 PM
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Lmbo!!!! Hillarious!!
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Old September 14, 2005, 09:21 PM
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uh huh this one can keep
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Old September 14, 2005, 09:33 PM
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good one ramesh, i think i know quite a few people that i could send to that gym
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Old September 14, 2005, 10:30 PM
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good one ramesh, i think i know quite a few people that i could send to that gym
Who u throwing words @....hmm

Guilty as charged

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Old September 15, 2005, 12:26 AM
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Who u throwing words @....hmm

Guilty as charged

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Old September 15, 2005, 12:36 AM
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yow dat haaadd nuh rack stone
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Old September 15, 2005, 09:20 AM
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Wicked......

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Old September 15, 2005, 09:41 AM
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LOL that hard.
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