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September 24, 2005, 10:00 AM
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Mourning
"Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it's an immediate hit. They really like one another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend in the mountains. Their first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stands nude except for a pair of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." Now he knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday suit...except that he has a black condom over his erection. She looks at him and asks, "What's with the...uh...black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my deepest condolences. __________________
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September 24, 2005, 10:42 AM
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Re: Mourning
Ha..........
 Quite funny still....especially with the word deepest 
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September 24, 2005, 04:18 PM
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Re: Mourning
DWL... lol DWL ... i wonder if she accepted
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May 14, 2007, 08:10 PM
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Re: Mourning
Good one, gave me a nice chuckle.
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May 15, 2007, 10:22 AM
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Re: Mourning
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 dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!
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