The Farmer...

[AngelsKiss]

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.

When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he reached for his cell and called the supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry sir," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons.

[Arch_Angel]

LOL!! That was hilarious!!

[Jae]

...I hope he brought some food with him...a snicker mayhaps.

[ramesh]

Originally Posted by Jae

...I hope he brought some food with him...a snicker mayhaps.

Methinks Jae speaks with forked tongue.

[Chicokid]

Belly burst again.......

[AngelsKiss]

Originally Posted by ramesh

Methinks Jae speaks with forked tongue.

Oh yeah I think so too She is one funny pickney

[Sexysophie]

I hope when his wife cums she can help him cum.

[Twinkie]

Originally Posted by Sexysophie

I hope when his wife cums she can help him cum.

Blertneet if dem nuh funny dem outta order. Woi me side

[tahtah_4755]

Two gallons!? Bwoy u a go need some baba roots