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decided that when their boss left, they would leave shortly after her. After all, she never came back to work so she would never know that they went home early too. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent time playing with her son and enjoyed her evening. The redhead was pleased to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprised her husband but when she got to her bedroom she heard noises coming from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss. Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, during their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to do likewise. "No way", the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!!"
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mi want one of those
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look at the patience that I'm demonstratin' After a week or two I usually start eliminatin' But we got thru the convo on the phone Now we finally chillin' in the condo all alone I tried to be the expressive, without bein' aggressive Just bein suggestive, a lil more impressive
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ROFL
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dat was di maddest blonde joke yet DWL DWL
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fi real this was ill
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You know seh it neva really sweet me as much...
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Quote:
u see it yute
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dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!
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dis gyal nuh easy rasta.
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lol lol that is a good one
I just hope we don't have a blonde guest view this site lol lol .... she would probably call......... Jessie Jackson Mr. Bush
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