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July 9, 2007, 09:44 AM
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How Jamaican Government Contracts are Issued!
They go with an official from Jamaica House, to examine the fence. The Mo-Bay contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well,"he says. "De job gwine run yuh 'bout $900: $400 fi material, $400 fi my crew an' $100 profit fi me." The Mandeville contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do dis job fi $700; $300 fi material, $300 fi my crew and $100 profit fi Mass Me." The Kingston contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the Jamaica House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, observes: "Yuh didn't even tek measurement like de addah contractah dem! Weh yuh get such a high figgah?" "Easy man," the Kingstonian explains, "Look yah! $1,000 fi you, $1,000 fi me an' we hire de breddah from Mandeville".
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July 9, 2007, 07:01 PM
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Re: How Jamaican Government Contracts are Issued!
That's a funny reality....
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July 11, 2007, 09:43 AM
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Re: How Jamaican Government Contracts are Issued!
why the mandeville man own cheaper though?
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July 11, 2007, 10:37 AM
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Re: How Jamaican Government Contracts are Issued!
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