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    Default Some funnies from an Email I got

    >You have two choices in life:
    >You can stay single and be miserable, or get married
    >and wish you were dead.
    >***
    >At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
    >"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
    >finger?"
    >"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
    >***
    >A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
    >"Husband Wanted".
    >Next day she received a hundred letters.
    >They all said the same thing:
    >"You can have mine."
    >***
    >When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
    >revenge than to let her keep him.
    >***
    >A woman is incomplete until she is married.
    >Then she is finished.
    >***
    >A little boy asked his father,
    >"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    >Father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
    >***
    >Young son:
    >"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
    >doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    >Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
    >***
    >Then there was a woman who said,
    >"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
    >married, and by then, it was too late."
    >***
    >Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
    >intelligence
    >***
    >If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
    >attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
    >***
    >Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
    >through life thinking they had no faults at all.
    >***
    >First guy:
    >"My wife's an angel!"
    >Second guy:
    >"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
    >***
    >Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
    >down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
    >still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
    >***
    >A Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop
    >! with their nine children.
    >A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
    >When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only
    >the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
    >bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
    >
    >After a while, the husband gets irritated by the
    >ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
    >the sidewalk, and says to him,
    >"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of
    >your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
    >The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
    >stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

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    Default Re: Some funnies from an Email I got

    hahahahahah
    ...u should've put it in the funny bone .......

    the one bout hte blind man bad
    hahahahahahahhaha
    dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!

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    lolol that tough especially the one about the blind man
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God & die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't & die to find out there is .

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    Default Re: Some funnies from an Email I got

    Only the one with the blind man i laught at, the othemake Men look too bad.

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    Isn't this the funny bone section? LOL.....

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    Man that last one took the cake.
    Confucious say "he who knows not and knows that he knows not is a fool, shun him." "he who knows not and knows that he knows not, is a child teach him"

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    Default Re: Some funnies from an Email I got

    this really good

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    Default Re: Some funnies from an Email I got

    Nice try Manu, but next time tell whoever sent the jokes to you to stop editing them.

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    I think this is really good.....LOL
    Last edited by nikki "d"; July 25, 2007 at 04:58 PM.

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    hahahaha...............

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