Some funnies from an Email I got

[Manu]

>You have two choices in life:
>You can stay single and be miserable, or get married
>and wish you were dead.
>***
>At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
>finger?"
>"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>***
>A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
>"Husband Wanted".
>Next day she received a hundred letters.
>They all said the same thing:
>"You can have mine."
>***
>When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
>revenge than to let her keep him.
>***
>A woman is incomplete until she is married.
>Then she is finished.
>***
>A little boy asked his father,
>"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
>Father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."
>***
>Young son:
>"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
>doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
>Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
>***
>Then there was a woman who said,
>"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
>married, and by then, it was too late."
>***
>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
>intelligence
>***
>If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict
>attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
>***
>Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
>through life thinking they had no faults at all.
>***
>First guy:
>"My wife's an angel!"
>Second guy:
>"You're lucky, mine's still alive."
>***
>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
>down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
>still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.
>***
>A Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop
>! with their nine children.
>A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
>When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only
>the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
>bus.So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
>
>After a while, the husband gets irritated by the
>ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on
>the sidewalk, and says to him,
>"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of
>your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
>The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
>stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

[nuhsenutten]

hahahahahah
...u should've put it in the funny bone .......

the one bout hte blind man bad
hahahahahahahhaha

[jerry]

lolol that tough especially the one about the blind man

[virus_ncu]

Only the one with the blind man i laught at, the othemake Men look too bad.

[Manu]

Isn't this the funny bone section? LOL.....

[Greatis]

Man that last one took the cake.

[distin]

this really good

[CyberCat]

Nice try Manu, but next time tell whoever sent the jokes to you to stop editing them.

[nikki "d"]

I think this is really good.....LOL

[Brownsugar]

hahahaha...............