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How to recruit the right man for the job
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping. Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. Congratulate them and put them in top management.
Resident CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
DiS KiD KuRupT, KriSiS ah BRuK KraZy InnA YuH KoRNa iF Ya DiSreSpeK KriTz
... KroSs da LiNe wid KriTz aN Doc. aH LaBel yu KaSe a *~KriTiKaL KoNdiTiON~*
Official CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
... that is a good one. I agree- the last one is soo true.
"You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies, you may trod me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I'll rise" ..... Maya Angelou
Official CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
Pretty fair analysis me thinks.Originally Posted by Chris
If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip his genes
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Official CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!
Official CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
dwl, this is a good one
Super Moderator
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
Uhhg!! Chris what kinda joke is this? You have no reference to any private part, nothing about bodily fluids that we excrete, nothing remotely mentioning something sexual, not even curse words!!! Chris, this is boring! Get with the times man! This is the 21st century.
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Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
Hee hee, A_A made a funny!Uhhg!! Chris what kinda joke is this? You have no reference to any private part, nothing about bodily fluids that we excrete, nothing remotely mentioning something sexual, not even curse words!!! Chris, this is boring! Get with the times man! This is the 21st century.
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Official CaribYardie
Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
.... i was gonna comment on wat A_A said but i think... i rather not........
"You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies, you may trod me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I'll rise" ..... Maya Angelou
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Re: How to recruit the right man for the job
You disagree with me Foxy?.... i was gonna comment on wat A_A said but i think... i rather not....
You mean you actually enjoyed this boring joke?
Send me a PM then Foxy, let me understand why people enjoy this joke.
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