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    Default Things you should never do...

    What are somethings that you have tried doing that is a headache and should be avoided if possible

    Never try to work at midnight, especially when trying to analyse data after you have had:

    1) A cocktail with goodness knows what kind of alcohol in it.
    2) A Peruvian Pisco Sour
    3) A class of Carmanere

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    Default Re: Things you should never do...

    Play basketball in formal shoes....(gentleman).

    cheat on your loved one.

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    1)two in the pink one in the sink

    2)run and not look where u going
    3)(for the ladies) never take a drink from a guy that u have not seen how its prepared
    4)make shure when u stop in trafic with u car that u can see the persona drivin in fround of u tires (nuff people loose lives buy not doing this one )
    I'm a true firend i stab u in the front. DIE!

    power is all that matters every thing esle is an illosion for the weak

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    Using knives to shave.. unless u extremely skill

    Believe in Peter Pan... trusss me, jumping offa roof is not a nice feeling

    edit:
    lol, things i use to do as a kid,
    climb pon the roof and jump off, lol
    Last edited by Virus; May 28, 2006 at 12:40 AM.

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    Listmania! Yaaay! AK => <= Xeno

    1. Never try to reinvent the wheel when you are pressed for time. Even if you are that skilled, writing 300 lines of code when there's a function available that can do it in 1, is a waste of time and energy.

    2. When a senior director asks you a question, answer the question EXACTLY. Make NO assumptions and provide NO additional information. Somebody's job may be on the line.

    3. Never be too friendly to someone of the opposite sex that you have no interest in - especially if you suspect they have or may have an interest in you. They'll most likely misread your friendliness as an invitation, and then you will be stuck with the crappy task of breaking their heart.
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    Getting dressed while driving and you know ur car glass not tinted (ladies cause men not skill enough to do that)

    Never put ur foot on a high place while relaxing MEN when you know u not wearing any brief or boxer under ur shorts... I don't want no surprises so keep it covered caw some of "them" not suitable for veiwing....
    "You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lies, you may trod me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I'll rise" ..... Maya Angelou

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    Default Re: Things you should never do...

    Quote Originally Posted by Xenocrates
    Listmania! Yaaay! AK => <= Xeno
    You are such a clown

    Never expect to get a cab in Toronto when there is a Wildcat Strike on I can't believe the TTC ppl called a strike this morning.

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    Default Re: Things you should never do...

    - Never cheat
    - work more than 24 hrs.
    - dont speed in school zones, hospital zones and around corners.
    - never try to evade the cops in Jamaica, we all now wat will happen in the end
    I would rather live my life as if there is a God & die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't & die to find out there is .

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    Don't ask your boss if he considers all his workers as robots.
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
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    Default Re: Things you should never do...

    Quote Originally Posted by ramesh
    Don't ask your boss if he considers all his workers as robots.
    LMBO...please don't tell me you actually did that

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