Play basketball in formal shoes....(gentleman).
cheat on your loved one.
What are somethings that you have tried doing that is a headache and should be avoided if possible
Never try to work at midnight, especially when trying to analyse data after you have had:
1) A cocktail with goodness knows what kind of alcohol in it.
2) A Peruvian Pisco Sour
3) A class of Carmanere
Play basketball in formal shoes....(gentleman).
cheat on your loved one.
1)two in the pink one in the sink
2)run and not look where u going
3)(for the ladies) never take a drink from a guy that u have not seen how its prepared
4)make shure when u stop in trafic with u car that u can see the persona drivin in fround of u tires (nuff people loose lives buy not doing this one )
I'm a true firend i stab u in the front. DIE!
power is all that matters every thing esle is an illosion for the weak
Using knives to shave.. unless u extremely skill
Believe in Peter Pan... trusss me, jumping offa roof is not a nice feeling
edit:
lol, things i use to do as a kid,
climb pon the roof and jump off, lol
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- Never try to reinvent the wheel when you are pressed for time. Even if you are that skilled, writing 300 lines of code when there's a function available that can do it in 1, is a waste of time and energy.
- When a senior director asks you a question, answer the question EXACTLY. Make NO assumptions and provide NO additional information. Somebody's job may be on the line.
- Never be too friendly to someone of the opposite sex that you have no interest in - especially if you suspect they have or may have an interest in you. They'll most likely misread your friendliness as an invitation, and then you will be stuck with the crappy task of breaking their heart.
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Getting dressed while driving and you know ur car glass not tinted (ladies cause men not skill enough to do that)
Never put ur foot on a high place while relaxing MEN when you know u not wearing any brief or boxer under ur shorts... I don't want no surprises so keep it covered caw some of "them" not suitable for veiwing....
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You are such a clownOriginally Posted by Xenocrates
Never expect to get a cab in Toronto when there is a Wildcat Strike on I can't believe the TTC ppl called a strike this morning.
- Never cheat
- work more than 24 hrs.
- dont speed in school zones, hospital zones and around corners.
- never try to evade the cops in Jamaica, we all now wat will happen in the end
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LMBO...please don't tell me you actually did thatOriginally Posted by ramesh
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