Things you should never do...

[ramesh]

LMBO...please don't tell me you actually did that

You don't know how much I've resisted the temptation!

[AngelsKiss]

You don't know how much I've resisted the temptation!

Actually you know I wouldn't be surprised if you did. I once asked my manager if she knew that I had a full day's work. This was in answer to something she was bugging me about. Of course she wasn't please and thought I was dissing her but frankly I didn't care because she was being rude.

[ramesh]

No, some managers are like that - it's true. This was the owner I was thinking to say it to.

By the way, isn't there a chess game with me you abandoned about 190 days ago?

[nester-san]

Never tell a client, who is CEO of company that they should have taken an exam before being allowed to use a computer or touch a mouse or keyboard.

Never give a 3 yr old kid M&M's, Chocolate-Walnut-Carmel Turtles, and Gatorade at once, then expect them to go to bed 2 hours later.

Underestimate the Power of : The Dark Side, and Duct Tape.

Realise a friend is broke, and give them idle work on a project to get some cash, then expect them to remember the favour(along with money you loaned them), when you find a contract for them(that you end up having to manage w/o pay) and you broke.

[Bahama Mama]

• Never drink and drive

• Never wear a skirt that is so short, that you are unable to bend down and pick up your dropped fork

• Never wear spandex if you have an absurdley large posterior (in public)

• Never wear just a swim suit in a resturant, its extremely tacky

• Never smoke and drink coffee without having your altoids in hand for afterwards

• Never wear a pants that is low enough to show your crack when you bend down

• Never try to outrun the moon, you will lose

[BlackCryptoKnight]

Never take on more work than you can properly handle.

[nester-san]

• Never wear a skirt that is so short, that you are unable to bend down and pick up your dropped fork

I won't mind !

• Never wear just a swim suit in a resturant, its extremely tacky

cool at hedo

• Never wear a pants that is low enough to show your crack when you bend down

If ya hot, and got the ***, go fer it!!

• Never try to outrun the moon, you will lose

Depends on where you going, and how fast you can go..

[BlackCryptoKnight]

• Never wear a skirt that is so short, that you are unable to bend down and pick up your dropped fork

I won't mind !

[AngelsKiss]

Never walk home (6Km) in 30C weather in a suit, no matter how light weight it is.

Darn am tired.

[nester-san]

Hey Speak for yourself dude, eye mek fi see