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    A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous.
    The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

    The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

    The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

    Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?"

    At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

    The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"
    dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!

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    Um....ok..... hmmm....
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    ...its funny
    Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truely, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you

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    Don't get it. . . . . . . . . .
    Dear God,
    Please help all the gay/chinese/poor/jewish/mormon/boring/overly religious/Seventh Day Adventists/over users of the phrase 'aye caramba '/pedophiles

    Best regards,
    ME.

    .::If you take me seriously you are a closet homo-christian cos 50% of the time I'm only half kidding ::.

    Attempting to get stupidity down to an exact science

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    Default Re: APB on God

    Cute ...lol real cute

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    Ummm me still a weigh me mind!
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    Default Re: APB on God

    Quote Originally Posted by Twinkie View Post
    Ummm me still a weigh me mind!
    It's about three ounces.
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    Now subtract her brain from that
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