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    Smile Breed Har Again

    A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test.

    Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, "Which rass man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a factory and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him, "You can breed har again ..."

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    this joke has been posted so many times ive lost count ...but its still making me laugh
    dem call me hot steppa .....mudera!

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    Yeah it does.
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    Quote Originally Posted by nuhsenutten View Post
    this joke has been posted so many times ive lost count ...but its still making me laugh
    yeah really
    Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truely, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    Kibby stop stealing jokes of you know where.
    "Integrity is what we do,
    what we say,
    and we say we."

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    where he takin the jokes from? Funnie still my 1st time hearin it, so yeah man it good tuh go!

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    Default Re: Breed Har Again

    i post that joke couple days on my site i know kirby go there from time to time but i just joking still not like i own the joke.
    "Integrity is what we do,
    what we say,
    and we say we."

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