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    .....gives you diarrhea after having more than two cups. So I was told by a man at the airport until I proved it myself.
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    I don't drink coffee. Hot chocolate for me please.


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    Diarrhea or sends you to the toilet? Hard to see how it would give you actual DIARRHEA!
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    Only morons drink coffee.
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    And how did you deduce that oh enlightened one? Where's your proof? I'm inclined to think that only morons make statements like those....


    And guess what... I have proof
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    I would never pay US$4 for a cup of coffee. Only morons would do that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manu View Post
    And how did you deduce that oh enlightened one? Where's your proof?
    People drink coffee to stay awake/alert when their bodies need sleep/rest.

    Need I say more mor...... I mean manu?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberCat View Post
    People drink coffee to stay awake/alert when their bodies need sleep/rest.

    Need I say more mor...... I mean manu?
    So people are morons when they do that? I get it but I don't understand your labeling logic.
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    Sighhhhhhhhhh.

    If your car is leaking oil on your garage floor, do you:

    (a) remove all the oil from the engine,
    (b) pour oil all over the floor or
    (c) get the leak fixed?
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    I see your logic is rather limited and you are indeed living up to your stereotype.

    Oh and for the record... I'm not much of a coffee drinker and I don't drink it to stay up. Just need something warm in my tummy sometime for not eating and those NESCAFE machines are a life saver. Go figure eh?
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