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    Default How fight get started

    One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot

    as a Christmas gift.

    The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

    When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the

    gift I bought you last year!"

    And that's how the fight started.....



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    My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the tv?"

    I replied "Dust".

    And that's how the fight started.....



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    A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

    She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel

    horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a

    compliment.'

    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

    And that's how the fight started.....



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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

    anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200


    in about 3 seconds.

    I bought her a scale.

    And that's how the fight started.....



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    I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'

    It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

    'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.

    So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

    And that's when the fight started....



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    My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were


    in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

    'No,' she answered.

    I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

    She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

    So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

    And that's when the fight started....




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    I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.


    Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer


    would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

    And that's when the fight started.....



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    I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my

    order first.

    'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

    He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

    'Nah, she can order for herself.'

    And that's when the fight started.....
    Playing Devils Advocate

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    Default Re: How fight get started

    seen it before! but its funny!

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    Good try Mad.........

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    LOOL.... the scale one is HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-LARIOUS!
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Default Re: How fight get started

    The las' one maddddddddddddddddd
    If at first you don't succeed, give up and stop making a fool of yourself.

    It is better to be a live coward than to be a dead idiot.

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    But but...all of these have been posted at 1 point or the other in the forum. How unno mek it look like is di first time unno a see dem joke deh? pfffffff

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    Default Re: How fight get started

    Look like them bored and will laugh at anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownsugar View Post
    Look like them bored and will laugh at anything!
    Yuh seet suga.

    Ahh bwoy.

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    Even the second time around... dem still funnier than some that other people post
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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