Looooool.......DWL
A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle
> of the night saying "Docta! Docta! Come fas! A mi wife sah! Ar water
> bruk an shi bout fi av di pikni!"
>
>
> The doctor came over and told the father "Hold up di lamp higher.
> Hold di lamp higher nuh!" The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry
>was
> soon heard. The father cried out: "Praise di Laad! A wan boy! Me a de
> proud faada a wan baby boy!"
>
>
> The doctor again told the father, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di
> lamp
> higher nuh man!". The father again complied, and to be sure, another
> cry was heard.The father excitedly proclaimed: "A wan twin!! Mi get
>twin
> baby! Me doubly bless! Glory to Gad!"
>
>
> The doctor instructed, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher
> nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was heard! The father, somewhat
> subdued, in a nervous tone, muttered, "Oh. Tank Jesus."
>
>
> The doctor repeated, "Hold up di lamp higher. Hold di lamp higher nuh
> man!", and a short while yet a FOURTH cry was heard. The father said
> nothing, being lost in deep thought.
>
>
> The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold up di lamp higher man.
> Hold di lamp higher nuh!" The father then asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe a
>di
> light a attrac dem?"
>
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Looooool.......DWL
Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!
Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
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Echinsu Ocha
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Social occasions are only warfare concealed.
"Why did God make us so different if he wanted us to all be the same?"
men!
so is the doctor sexin the women and she is the one cryin in pleasure?
I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't, How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the pain on the inside.If you look inside my heart you`d see how much i really cry, you`ll find secrets hidden, best friends, and lies, but what you`ll see the most is how hard it is to stay strong when nothing`s right & everything`s wrong
DWL
I want it all or nothing at all.
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