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Thread: The wisdom of larry the cable guy

  1. #1
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    Apr 2004

    Default The wisdom of larry the cable guy

    1. A day without sunshine is like night.

    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

    10.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    17.. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    18. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    19. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

    20. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

    21. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    22. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
    Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
    Echinsu Ocha
    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Social occasions are only warfare concealed.
    "Why did God make us so different if he wanted us to all be the same?"

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    May 2005

    Default Re: The wisdom of larry the cable guy

    lmao, those jokes are SO like larry
    Think it, believe it, achieve it Right Cash Cow?

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