6 things he hates about you

[mead]

Saw this in the Jamaica Observer today and trust mi, I can relate to every one of them, especially number 1, 5 and 6.
I think the list need to be expanded

Take note ladies

6 things he hates about you

1. When you pretend to be 'goody two shoes'. Men don't have a problem with women being involved in a previous relationship. They aren't really expecting virgins - if they are lucky enough to find one that's fine. But they hate it when women think they are so dumb that they will buy this pious, sweet natured person act. Be yourself and stop trying to come off as if you are the perfect saint - they will think you are trying to pull a fast one on them.

2. When you criticise other women. There are some women who can't be happy unless they are putting down others. They spend their whole lives tearing down the fairer sex to the man, especially those he happens to be friends with. It's a big turn-off for men and it really doesn't put you in a great light with him.

3. When you're insanely jealous. This constant jealousy is one that drives most men nuts! They really don't like to be quizzed about every single thing they do, who was that on the phone, what did the person want - and the list could go on and on. It's enough to send your man crazy. Be warned.

4. When you're clingy. While the man enjoys spending time with you he really isn't looking forward to having you as his 'handbag'. You have to be clutched close by his side everywhere he is going. He needs his space and that don't mean he doesn't care for you.

5. When you invade his personal space. You are definitely crossing the line when you go through his phone, searching his phonebook, roving through his text messages and going through his call history. To add insult to injury you are ever questioning him about the calls he made. He doesn't need a private eye in the relationship - don't be surprised if he takes the nearest exit.

6. When you yap, yap yap. You talk too much you worry me to death. you just talk, talk too much. Some women would do well to listen to the words of this popular song. It is no joking matter. men really can't deal with the incessant chatting.

[Lisa20]

lololololololololololololololol I can tell a guy wrote this one

[Brownsugar]

LMAO...Yup mos def written by a guy!

Thank goodness none of this applies to me!

[Greatis]

hmmm none of it never applies until the guy points it out...

[Brownsugar]

hmmm none of it never applies until the guy points it out...

So numbers 3,4 and 6 are all me, but he complains when I am silent for long! All these can very much be applied to men also!