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    Default My private part died



    An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

    'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

    'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,

    she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

    hanging out of his pajamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr.. Wallace,' she said,

    'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

    'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

    'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

    'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,

    but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

    (You've gotta love this ..)

    'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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    Default Re: My private part died

    Better..... but still lame!
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Default Re: My private part died

    BS, why don't you give Manu whatever it is that (he thinks) you have for him?
    If at first you don't succeed, give up and stop making a fool of yourself.

    It is better to be a live coward than to be a dead idiot.

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    Default Re: My private part died

    LAWKS Cyber... is wah do unu? This better than some of the crap you come wid too you know. Is not cos is BS... jeezam man. You post a lamer then and see
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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    Default Re: My private part died

    Im sure this was already posted!

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    Default Re: My private part died

    How bout yuh find it and then mek ah post bout it???

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    Default Re: My private part died

    Quote Originally Posted by Brownsugar View Post
    How bout yuh find it and then mek ah post bout it???
    well maybe i've heard and read this joke too many times.

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    Default Re: My private part died

    Ahh....are you related to Manu?!

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    Default Re: My private part died

    Quote Originally Posted by Brownsugar View Post
    Ahh....are you related to Manu?!
    No i have no clue who he/she is?

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