LOL
Good one Ramesh.
Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. "Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?"
The father explains, "We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him."
"Thanks," says Muldoon. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"
The father replies, "Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
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LOL
Good one Ramesh.
If at first you don't succeed, give up and stop making a fool of yourself.
It is better to be a live coward than to be a dead idiot.
LMAO....hahahahahahaha
Indeed.....Indeed Ramesh. I mean they collect money to pray your soul out of pergatory after all...
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