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  1. #1
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    Apr 2004

    Default Puppy Heaven

    Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. "Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?"
    The father explains, "We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him."

    "Thanks," says Muldoon. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

    The father replies, "Why didn’t you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
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    Aug 2006

    Default Re: Puppy Heaven


    Good one Ramesh.
    If at first you don't succeed, give up and stop making a fool of yourself.

    It is better to be a live coward than to be a dead idiot.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2005

    Default Re: Puppy Heaven


    Indeed.....Indeed Ramesh. I mean they collect money to pray your soul out of pergatory after all...
    Women want one man to satisfy all their needs and men want all women to satisfy their one need!

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