Round Table Talk

[ramesh]

Some won't find this funny at all.....

Meeting between Bruce, Audley, Portia and Omar.

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Bruce: A lang time wi nuh siddung and chat. Wha gwaan Portia?

Portia: Your intrinsic propensity for overstatement is immeasurable as always, Bruce.

Bruce: But a wha dis she a chat? Hol an mek mi get mi directory fi translate.

Omar: Yu mean 'dictionary'.

Bruce: Yeh, dat me mean.

Audley: Anyway, what we came to discuss is the economic problems the country is facing, and how we can profit from it.

Omar: So what do you porpose?

Bruce: Wha we need a some kind of die version fe mek everbaddy look the odda way.

Audley: I have an idea. What if we create a commission of enquiry into FINSAC?

Omar: But we did that already! Don't you think the public will realise what we are doing?

Audley: Not to worry. This time we'll make it look real.

Portia: How?

Bruce: De plan is fi make Omar the scapesheep.

Omar: You mean 'goat'.

Bruce: Yea dat me mean.

Portia: An exceptionately brilliant idea. Positively ruminant! But how do you plan to prevent incarceration of my colleague?

Bruce: Audley, wha she jus seh?

Omar: How will you avoid me going to jail? Sounds like the public will be bawling for blood.

Audley: That's the brilliance of the plan. We'll negotiate with some old retired judge and give him some huge salary.

Omar: So?

Audley: Don't you see? All we have to do is set it in the budget. You pretend not to notice, so that it can become a scandal later.

Omar: Ah, I see. So the scandal will be on the judge, the proceedings will fail and I will get off scot free!

Bruce: Yea man. An den the public nah go memba nothing bout Omar. Dem will only focus pon de scandal.

Portia: And our remuneration? Scandalous, I presume?

Omar: But where will our money come from?

Bruce: Yu no seet? Memba seh the money budget for the judge and people? Non a it spen yet, but we mek it look like it spen and we just callect pon dat.

* Meeting ended *

[Sophis]

why unuh don't leave Portia.. and let har try to pronounce har big words..lol.. cho.

[duster]

Some won't find this funny at all.....

most wont find it funny and Im one of those

[Manu]

most wont find it funny and Im one of those

Agreed....

[Arch_Angel]

I found it funny. Guess I'm one of the rare few.

[duster]

I found it funny. Guess I'm one of the rare few.

Thats why they made you moderator or should i say "super mod"

[ramesh]

I thought by now someone would have mentioned the misuse of the word 'ruminant'.

Ah well.