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  1. #1
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    Apr 2004

    Default Eating fish makes you smarter

    You've heard that eating fish makes you smarter? Well, here's the proof!

    A customer at the local grocery store marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.

    “Tell me, what makes you so smart?” he asked the owner.

    “I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” came the reply.
    Then, lowering his voice so the other shoppers wouldn’t hear, he continued.
    “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads.
    You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”

    “You sell them here?” the customer asked.

    “Only $4 apiece,” said the grocer.

    The customer quickly bought three. A week later, he was back in the store complaining that
    the fish heads were disgusting and he wasn’t any smarter.

    “You didn’t eat enough,” replied the store owner, and the customer went home with 20 more fish heads.
    Two weeks later, he was back and this time he was really angry.

    “Hey,” he said, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out
    I can buy the whole fish for $2.
    You’re ripping me off!”

    “You see?” replied the grocer.
    “You’re smarter already.”
    Life: "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - MacBeth
    Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
    Echinsu Ocha
    Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Social occasions are only warfare concealed.
    "Why did God make us so different if he wanted us to all be the same?"

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    Apr 2004

    Default Re: Eating fish makes you smarter

    Hardy har har! lol
    Not bad ramesh. Made me chuckle.

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