Trinidad Jokes

[tahtah_4755]

A crazy ting di trini bad nuh panganaut

[Juliet]

HA HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dat sound like ah Trini!

[bernie]

hehe...how mi neve see this....wicked bru...a mean yute!!

[Brownsugar]

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion
that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand
years ago.
So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American
scientists dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists
have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that
their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000
years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Trinidad & Tobago newspapers reported the
following:
"After digging as deep as 500 metres, Trini scientists have found absolutely
nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
already using wireless technology."

[lillian]

Nice one BS. How advance, not even the US could beat that one.

[tiffany]

Ahaaaa that was a good one..

[Brownsugar]

Andre`Lashley of Diego Martin, Trinidad was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.

Andre opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked is someone in your house?" and he
told them no.

Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should
simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
Andre`said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause
I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and
an ambulance showed up at the Lashleys residence. Of course, the
police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Andre: "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
Andre said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

[root_gal]

wickedness.............................

[Master E]

Well if it means that's the only means of getting attention so let it be

[Brownsugar]

This is Trinidad for you


A man walked into a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Trinidad and "passed out" on the floor. People gathered around to help him by fanning and doing everything they could to help him regain consciousness.

Someone peeled an orange and started squeezing the juice into his mouth, whereupon the man suddenly came back to life, pushed the person away and yelled,

"if ah did want orange, ah woulda fall down in de market."